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ADL Colin 02-28-2008 06:56 AM

Why does the DJ at the club get so much pussy?
 
I mean, don't those girls realize he is just playing music?

brand0n 02-28-2008 06:59 AM

same reason the bartender gets so much pussy.
and hes just serving drinks

Blazed 02-28-2008 07:01 AM

If they can spin disks like that imagine what they can do to a clit :2 cents:

yuu.design 02-28-2008 07:47 AM

lol yeah right!

Juicy D. Links 02-28-2008 07:48 AM

they have big cocks i have seen DJ cock and they are BIG

ro8in 02-28-2008 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 13845249)
same reason the bartender gets so much pussy.
and hes just serving drinks

I wonder even more why he gets the pussy.. Atleast the DJ probally makes loads of money and is famous..

ro8in 02-28-2008 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 13845429)
they have big cocks i have seen DJ cock and they are BIG

I bet you saw DJ cock...

JamesK 02-28-2008 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 13845258)
If they can spin disks like that imagine what they can do to a clit :2 cents:

wtf :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

B2BwithJoeD 02-28-2008 08:00 AM

Because the women get so sick of being hit on by losers the DJ and bartender look like the best bets. And besides, they LISTEN... :1orglaugh

clicker 02-28-2008 08:04 AM

They are attracted to percieved power position. Aks Mystery!

k0nr4d 02-28-2008 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by clicker (Post 13845489)
They are attracted to percieved power position. Aks Mystery!

agreed. I always have girls coming up to me when im playing at clubs, and I agree its perceived power. I can start and stop a crowd of people dancing in an instant. I can make the difference between everyone going home at 1am or people dancing until 6

nico-t 02-28-2008 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by clicker (Post 13845489)
They are attracted to percieved power position. Aks Mystery!

its weird how the brain of chicks work... so they think bartenders have a power position too? They have to work for me, the customer, just like a dj. So my power position is way bigger logically.... i am paying them all! maybe explaining that to a girl in a club is the best way to get her in bed but somehow i doubt it :1orglaugh

LiveDose 02-28-2008 08:26 AM

I deejayed through high school and after for a bit. He who spins gets numbers and pussy. It's true. I don't know why...

AssPirate 02-28-2008 08:33 AM

girlz loves music and how they do the spin...:))

Fletch XXX 02-28-2008 08:34 AM

duh, because the DJs are usually the drug supplies for the club.

quantum-x 02-28-2008 08:36 AM

Not to mention that when they're working, their not chasing skirt [at least initially] - unlike every other loser on the floor.

Girls like what they can't have [easily]

VikingMan 02-28-2008 08:53 AM

People think that because we are in 2008 that somehow we are evolved compared to people 100,000 years ago. In fact we have much of the same hard wiring as we did then.

Women in general go for jerks and guys who are in positions of power. In a club setting the DJ has the most power.

This all goes back to caveman days when it meant life or death based on which male you pick. I doubt many nice guys would last back then, the jerks were the survivors.

I have noticed anytime I have had to get up an make a speech I have often had muliple girls interested in me when the event is over.

One of the best things any guy can do is go to every wedding you are invited to and insist on making a speech. Make it a little bit sappy, a little funny, and get whip the girls up into an emotional frenzy. (just find a book on wedding toats).

You will have your pick of hot girls at the reception :2 cents:

LeRoy 02-28-2008 09:03 AM

haven't we been through this before????

denny007 02-28-2008 09:13 AM

Because those cunts are dumb, so if a cunt is hitting DJ or waiter drop her and llok for those with brains

Barefootsies 02-28-2008 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13845726)

Women in general go for jerks and guys who are in positions of power. In a club setting the DJ has the most power.


:2 cents:

Rochard 02-28-2008 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 13845249)
same reason the bartender gets so much pussy.
and hes just serving drinks

Exactly... It's because the DJ and the bartender aren't there trying to get laid, they are there to work. When I worked as a bartender the pussy was insane!

Domain Diva 02-28-2008 09:26 AM

Rochard,It's because the DJ and the bartender aren't there trying to get laid


I must mix with the wrong crowd as in my world everyone wants to get laid :1orglaugh

rvincent 02-28-2008 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ******* (Post 13845726)
Women in general go for jerks and guys who are in positions of power. In a club setting the DJ has the most power.

I can't agree more.

When I'm in clubs with my camera (a digital SLR, but with the flashgun, high apperture lens and battery grip, it looks quite big & pro to most people) it's not uncommon to have random chicks or groups of chicks I never seen before line up to have their pics taken and start sweet talking me... "Am I a pro-photographer? Will the pics be published? Am I looking for models? Do you have a business card?" etc...
(If only I knew about that before getting maried :-) ).
Of course when I don't have my camera, I become again the random guy that no chicks seem to notice until I go talk to them or do something else to grab attention.

clicker 02-28-2008 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13845535)
its weird how the brain of chicks work... so they think bartenders have a power position too? They have to work for me, the customer, just like a dj. So my power position is way bigger logically.... i am paying them all! maybe explaining that to a girl in a club is the best way to get her in bed but somehow i doubt it :1orglaugh

Its not you telling them...thats just a pitch they heard a million times. Its other people blowing you up with words and actions. If there is no movite to do so by them, your golden.

Scott McD 02-28-2008 10:09 AM

Big dj's make a lot of money you know...

D Ghost 02-28-2008 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brand0n (Post 13845249)
same reason the bartender gets so much pussy.
and hes just serving drinks

HaHahahahaha

Emil 02-28-2008 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by clicker (Post 13845489)
They are attracted to percieved power position. Aks Mystery!

yeah, cunts are stupid..

gornyhuy 02-28-2008 11:30 AM

Same is true for the sandwich artists at Subway... man they make all the difference between someone throwing down the sandwich in disgust and leaving or a room full of people eating it all up and saying MMMMMM.

Those sandwich artists get so much pussy on the floor behind the row of toppings its not even funny.

J. Falcon 02-28-2008 11:33 AM

They like how the big headphones look on you...

ultimatebbwdotcom 02-28-2008 11:42 AM

I did a few years as bartender when i was 20 and Djd for 10 years separately.

As a bartender it was like shooting fish in a barrel, drunk chicks at the end of the night are sadly easy. DJ worked best if you had a late set and they are getting clubbed out (not literally) even the easiest chick rarely leaves a club floor at 10.00pm to get screwed - 4.00am though and youre golden.

Why, because young women are dumbasses and most of the guys hitting onto them are jibbering idiots with no game. Either position also puts you at the best focus point for women.

needlive 02-28-2008 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13845245)
I mean, don't those girls realize he is just playing music?

Whoever plays the music is the bull in the house.

Doesn't matter if rock pop or trance as a DJ.

xNetworx 02-28-2008 12:09 PM

Chicks dig musicians? Big DJs make 1000s per gig. that could be why too. In Scottsdale, the local, run of the mill DJs are mainly geeks and get skanks

Agent 488 02-28-2008 12:13 PM

same reason you like the female servers and bartenders over some random bar chick too.

KRosh 02-28-2008 12:15 PM

Put yourself in the girls shoes that goes to a club. She meets some random guy has no idea who he is what he does what his real name is etc. She goes to this club every week because it is the popular hang out. Now she sees the same bartender there every week. Guess what there is a sense of false security that this guy is ok because if something happens she knows where to find him.
Same thing goes for the DJ. But if it is a big name DJ then she is in with a celebrity and he can get her in to all the cool clubs etc (false beliefs again)

If she gets in with the security the dj or the bartender she can go into the "Happening" club for free and get free drinks.

:2 cents:

testpie 02-28-2008 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13845535)
its weird how the brain of chicks work... so they think bartenders have a power position too? They have to work for me, the customer, just like a dj. So my power position is way bigger logically...

There's your problem - women don't work on logic.

If they did, designer boutiques would be all but a memory by now...

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-28-2008 01:23 PM

Uhm, are you complaining about the line-up to get in the DJ's pants?

Porno Dan 02-28-2008 01:33 PM

When I owned bars it was like beyond easy to pick up girls.

My staff would laugh at me because of my routine. I would walk behind the bar, play with bottles, then go to the dj booth and talk to him, then hug the the door guys, I was like a dog pissing on every tree.

Of course I was just doing this so there was no doubt to the young girls that were drinking that this was my domain.

For my experience the owner get first choice, then the promoters, next the dj, only if he is a good dj, then the bartenders and door staff. After that you have the bar backs, kitchen staff, and friends of the owner fighting for the scraps.

KILL_FRENZY 02-28-2008 03:36 PM

he's more an artist than a simple music player :winkwink:

VikingMan 02-28-2008 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 13846986)
When I owned bars it was like beyond easy to pick up girls.

My staff would laugh at me because of my routine. I would walk behind the bar, play with bottles, then go to the dj booth and talk to him, then hug the the door guys, I was like a dog pissing on every tree.

Of course I was just doing this so there was no doubt to the young girls that were drinking that this was my domain.

For my experience the owner get first choice, then the promoters, next the dj, only if he is a good dj, then the bartenders and door staff. After that you have the bar backs, kitchen staff, and friends of the owner fighting for the scraps.


Awesome post dude, that is wisdom many a young boy needs to hear. You should have your own radio show.:winkwink:

Sansa 02-28-2008 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 13847512)
he's more an artist than a simple music player :winkwink:

I hate when they call DJ's "artists." Being an artist requires a very good combination of creative genius, inspiration and hard work. DJ'ing is a skill. Yes, some creativity is required but it's a freaking skill that can be taught to anyone who can tap his foot.

Libertine 02-28-2008 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 13846986)
When I owned bars it was like beyond easy to pick up girls.

My staff would laugh at me because of my routine. I would walk behind the bar, play with bottles, then go to the dj booth and talk to him, then hug the the door guys, I was like a dog pissing on every tree.

Of course I was just doing this so there was no doubt to the young girls that were drinking that this was my domain.

For my experience the owner get first choice, then the promoters, next the dj, only if he is a good dj, then the bartenders and door staff. After that you have the bar backs, kitchen staff, and friends of the owner fighting for the scraps.

This hits the core of it.

Women tend to go for alpha males. Men are identified by others as alpha males by the attention they get. DJs, bartenders, etc. get loads of attention in clubs because of their central positions. That creates the illusion of popularity, which in turn creates genuine popularity.

It's fairly easy to fake it even if you aren't a DJ or bartender, though. Just make sure to stick to a single club as often as possible when you go out, so you get to know the bouncers, bartenders, DJs and regulars. That'll create plenty of social interaction when you go to that club, which makes it seem as if you're an alpha male. And, again, merely creating that illusion is enough to create the reality.

Humans, at heart, are little different from the tribal cavemen they descend from, and the same social mechanisms still work.

Jace 02-28-2008 04:15 PM

one word. control.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-28-2008 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by D2222 (Post 13845760)
haven't we been through this before????

yes we have

tony286 02-28-2008 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Claire.XXXBiz TV (Post 13845849)
Rochard,It's because the DJ and the bartender aren't there trying to get laid


I must mix with the wrong crowd as in my world everyone wants to get laid :1orglaugh

It's because your such a cutie :winkwink:

SHANESWORLD 02-28-2008 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa (Post 13847604)
I hate when they call DJ's "artists." Being an artist requires a very good combination of creative genius, inspiration and hard work. DJ'ing is a skill. Yes, some creativity is required but it's a freaking skill that can be taught to anyone who can tap his foot.

wrong. i've tried. djing is "live remixing" you cannot teach just anyone. that is false. i have been around the world as a club dj, been the opening dj for many of the worlds biggest djs. djing is just as musically challenging as any instrument. in fact you are playing three instruments at one time, 4 if you are counting the sound system, as it is a major factor and something that a lot of hack job djs fuck up.

i've been a musician since age six. not everyone can be an artist. its just not that way.

fact.

Jace 02-28-2008 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SHANESWORLD (Post 13847760)
wrong. i've tried. djing is "live remixing" you cannot teach just anyone. that is false. i have been around the world as a club dj, been the opening dj for many of the worlds biggest djs. djing is just as musically challenging as any instrument. in fact you are playing three instruments at one time, 4 if you are counting the sound system, as it is a major factor and something that a lot of hack job djs fuck up.

i've been a musician since age six. not everyone can be an artist. its just not that way.

fact.

and these days, add in ableton, cd tables, effects on the fly, etc...it is pretty challenging to do it RIGHT

any idiot can get up there and mix two beats together, but to get up there, do it right, and NOT clear the dancefloor, is a major challenge and takes creativity, soul and skill

GAMEFINEST 02-28-2008 04:35 PM

You dont need to be a Dj to get pussy, when you hit the club, go really late at night and dont pay them attention , let them come to you

SHANESWORLD 02-28-2008 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 13847772)
and these days, add in ableton, cd tables, effects on the fly, etc...it is pretty challenging to do it RIGHT

any idiot can get up there and mix two beats together, but to get up there, do it right, and NOT clear the dancefloor, is a major challenge and takes creativity, soul and skill

lately man, going to some spots here in l.a. and watching the promoter dj because he bought a final scratch and stole a bunch of music off the web is depressing. i dont go out anymore because of how bad they are musically. they PROVE that you cannot make just anyone a dj.

Bojangles 02-28-2008 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Blazed (Post 13845258)
If they can spin disks like that imagine what they can do to a clit :2 cents:

Good point.

VikingMan 02-28-2008 05:22 PM

50 DJs fucking your little sister a da club


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