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.~. 02-26-2008 10:25 PM

If an OLDER married woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . .
 
If an older (married) woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . . how would you bring up the topic of "GETTING IT ON IN ANY FASHION?"????


She seems to be willing, but she isn't OBVIOUS. I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"

How do you bring up sex in a relationship that is sexless but highly charged?


I want to jizz all over her face.

amateurcanada 02-26-2008 10:26 PM

I like bright red drinks.

Xrated J 02-26-2008 10:28 PM

simpe sexual jokes, then go for it.

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-26-2008 10:30 PM

Pull out your cock and start stroking it.

She'll get the hint.

Spunky 02-26-2008 10:34 PM

I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth

fatfoo 02-26-2008 10:38 PM

post her pics.....

.~. 02-26-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13838497)
I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth

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But she seems really willing to "please" and the other local single girls are less obvious.


I don't know if I would feel bad giving her a mouth full of my man love.



Ok, maybe I would feel bad for the dude at home who has no clue.

moeloubani 02-26-2008 10:40 PM

Married women are horny after showers

Xrated J 02-26-2008 10:44 PM

ive fucked atleast 10 older married chicks before. its awsome. they dont ever want anything else but to fuck. no strings atached

lazycash 02-26-2008 10:48 PM

Lol, Greg has a crush on his 50 yr old boss. I wouldn't risk it Greg, you may lose your $9/hr cubicle job and then you'll be forced to sell sexy ladies.com for pennies so you can pay mommy and daddy rent.

GrouchyAdmin 02-26-2008 10:55 PM

Just because she didn't say "Get away from me you old creep." doesn't mean that she wants you sexually.

L-Pink 02-26-2008 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 13838594)
Lol, Greg has a crush on his 50 yr old boss. I wouldn't risk it Greg, you may lose your $9/hr cubicle job and then you'll be forced to sell sexy ladies.com for pennies so you can pay mommy and daddy rent.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

FlexxAeon 02-26-2008 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13838448)
...I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"...

when is this ever a mistake? :upsidedow

lazycash 02-26-2008 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlexxAeon (Post 13838651)
when is this ever a mistake? :upsidedow

When its in the work place, he's referring to a coworker or his boss.

camperjohn64 02-27-2008 01:25 AM

My best and most effective line is simply "If you ever get bored just let me know" and smile.

Vick! 02-27-2008 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13838448)
If an older (married) woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . . how would you bring up the topic of "GETTING IT ON IN ANY FASHION?"????


She seems to be willing, but she isn't OBVIOUS. I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!"

How do you bring up sex in a relationship that is sexless but highly charged?


I want to jizz all over her face.

Someone ban this troll.

you doesn't seems like a sigwhore then why on earth you only start surfer threads? Fuck. This type of threads are OK every once in a while .. but whats up with them all fucking time?

Vick! 02-27-2008 03:44 AM

Plus, you are a so fucking fantasist. I doubt any chick had ever let you touch herself. This is what has made you sexually lunatic, you fucking sex-psycho ..

GTFO here and post this shit on some surfer board and become there fantasy master. Also put some fucking website in your sig so that we know you actually are a webmaster and we can have some respect for you. RETARD!

Vick! 02-27-2008 03:56 AM

I thought I'd spend a couple minutes and save everyone's time to figure out that this troll and his threads are worthless. GTFO, already. :321GFY



http://i26.tinypic.com/348q61s.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/2zo8yg1.jpg



Thank you :pimp

dozey 02-27-2008 07:33 AM

It's almost as if you care what transpires on gfy, spooky stuff.

pornguy 02-27-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 13838497)
I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth

Ditto To many issues and tooooo many guns.

Scott McD 02-27-2008 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 13839110)
My best and most effective line is simply "If you ever get bored just let me know" and smile.

Nice, i'm gonna try it out ! :winkwink:

sumphatpimp 02-27-2008 07:47 AM

Guns don't kill people.
Husbands who come home early do.
.... Larry the cable guy

lazycash 02-27-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 13839528)
Plus, you are a so fucking fantasist. I doubt any chick had ever let you touch herself. This is what has made you sexually lunatic, you fucking sex-psycho ..

GTFO here and post this shit on some surfer board and become there fantasy master. Also put some fucking website in your sig so that we know you actually are a webmaster and we can have some respect for you. RETARD!

He's Greg Demchek, the moron who's been trying to sell sexy ladies.com in here for the last 4 years. He does nothing in the industry, yet has had over 40 different nicks on gfy, most of them banned. Now that sexy ladies.com is banned from gfy, his only objective here is to post pure drivel. In the past the mods have banned him immediately, i have no idea why they are letting his current nick last so long.

AssPirate 02-27-2008 08:26 AM

Married Woman == Trouble == Fun/Exciting

Dragar 02-27-2008 08:34 AM

tell her to go home to her husband and be a man for once and find your own woman :321GFY

carol.prime 02-27-2008 12:25 PM

omg!! ignore her and look for a single and available ladies..

sniperwolf 02-27-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragar (Post 13840250)
tell her to go home to her husband and be a man for once and find your own woman :321GFY

that was harsh! lol :pimp

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-27-2008 01:14 PM

most just want to reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walk the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.

But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)!

Paco, of Large Cash. 02-27-2008 01:16 PM

most just want a reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walking the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.

But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)!

u-Bob 02-27-2008 02:34 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...en/bobbitt.jpg

EuroRev_Stacey 02-28-2008 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 13842013)

can't wait to see the next scene :helpme

yuu.design 02-28-2008 06:06 AM

lol coming soon ! part 2

steved 02-28-2008 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 13839549)
I thought I'd spend a couple minutes and save everyone's time to figure out that this troll and his threads are worthless. GTFO, already. :321GFY
http://i26.tinypic.com/348q61s.jpg
http://i31.tinypic.com/2zo8yg1.jpg

Thank you :pimp

He's such an idiot. Greg, get a fucking life:321GFY


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