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If an OLDER married woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . .
If an older (married) woman seemed to be flirting with you . . . . . how would you bring up the topic of "GETTING IT ON IN ANY FASHION?"????
She seems to be willing, but she isn't OBVIOUS. I can't make a mistake by just grabbing her ass and saying, "Give it to me!" How do you bring up sex in a relationship that is sexless but highly charged? I want to jizz all over her face. |
I like bright red drinks.
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simpe sexual jokes, then go for it.
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Pull out your cock and start stroking it.
She'll get the hint. |
I avoid married women at all causes..too much trouble for what it's worth
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post her pics.....
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But she seems really willing to "please" and the other local single girls are less obvious. I don't know if I would feel bad giving her a mouth full of my man love. Ok, maybe I would feel bad for the dude at home who has no clue. |
Married women are horny after showers
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ive fucked atleast 10 older married chicks before. its awsome. they dont ever want anything else but to fuck. no strings atached
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Lol, Greg has a crush on his 50 yr old boss. I wouldn't risk it Greg, you may lose your $9/hr cubicle job and then you'll be forced to sell sexy ladies.com for pennies so you can pay mommy and daddy rent.
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Just because she didn't say "Get away from me you old creep." doesn't mean that she wants you sexually.
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My best and most effective line is simply "If you ever get bored just let me know" and smile.
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you doesn't seems like a sigwhore then why on earth you only start surfer threads? Fuck. This type of threads are OK every once in a while .. but whats up with them all fucking time? |
Plus, you are a so fucking fantasist. I doubt any chick had ever let you touch herself. This is what has made you sexually lunatic, you fucking sex-psycho ..
GTFO here and post this shit on some surfer board and become there fantasy master. Also put some fucking website in your sig so that we know you actually are a webmaster and we can have some respect for you. RETARD! |
I thought I'd spend a couple minutes and save everyone's time to figure out that this troll and his threads are worthless. GTFO, already. :321GFY
http://i26.tinypic.com/348q61s.jpg http://i31.tinypic.com/2zo8yg1.jpg Thank you :pimp |
It's almost as if you care what transpires on gfy, spooky stuff.
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Guns don't kill people.
Husbands who come home early do. .... Larry the cable guy |
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Married Woman == Trouble == Fun/Exciting
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tell her to go home to her husband and be a man for once and find your own woman :321GFY
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omg!! ignore her and look for a single and available ladies..
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most just want to reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walk the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.
But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)! |
most just want a reminder of how pretty they thought they were prior to walking the line, so: tell them they have a tight bod. and that you can fuck for hours on end with out becoming attached.
But, if it were me, I turn tail and run! Old married females are fucking bonkers! Their husbands ignore them so they need attention, physical and mental. Typically, if they do not find a cock to rock they reach for many Ledger cocktails (booze & pills)! |
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lol coming soon ! part 2
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