I Was On The Way To Cash My Bang Bus Cheque...
 

And I walked right by the Queen Of England! LOL!

Ok well I didn't walk right by her but I was on the way to the bank and she was staying at this fancy hotel in downtown Vancouver. She was on her way out of the hotel and there were a ton of people on the street waiting to catch a glimpse of her so I waited and sure enough out she came.

Sorry guys from Oxcash, I didn't get close enough to get her to autograph your cheque but hey maybe next time!

DH

P.S. Funny as it may seem on the way back from the bank I walked right by the guy who plays the guitair from the Bare Naked Ladies. You know the guy with black hair that used to be really fat and sometimes sings along with the other fat guy with glasses. Yeah him! Pretty cool day!

The queen loves the cock!

So I've heard...

DH

i fucked her

Sealed her shut

Even as we speak, the Queen is scrubbing my semen off of her left buttock. She says hi.

heh

crown jewels

it amazes me how some people are about famous people.

Damn, and all this time I thought she was frigid.

Looks can be deceiving.