so I know someone with $20k burning a hole in their pocket

So around 13 bucks per K uniques? blindlinks or something maybe? linked thumbs etc? I don't have near that volume anyway (unfortunatley)

Is this for "tube" site?

nope. good effort though. you trolling skillz are impressive

http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=808953

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DollarmanSteve...what you're asking for don't exist. At least not quality. Nobody can really sell "real" traffic. All they can do is send you redirected, 404, or blindlinked traffic. What I would suggest is that you spend your money on some text links on quality old school sites. The Hun, AL4A, Worldsex, Sleazy Dream, etc. Don't fool around with "traffic" or any circle jerk sites either. You're not gonna get that 50k a day either...unless you buy some real shitty traffic. A banner spot on the hun will get you around 1200 to 2000 uniques a day (cybercat rotates the banners, I had one for several months) Sleazy is worth a few hundred a day, AL4A is a thousand or so as is WorldSex. But those hits are worth far more than the 50k a day of crap traffic.
By the way, I'm only speaking if you are meaning to actually monetize the traffic. If you're just looking for numbers to build a site and then sell it off...then just ignore me.
The point is you want REAL surfers who actually have some interest in visiting your site. Nobody can sell that.

The buyer.. who's not me, places a great deal of value in the volume of traffic regardless of quality. I am simply the messenger.

Oh okay....Then yeah there are plenty of guys out there that can do it. I used to give a text link to 89.com a few years ago in return for his "traffic" He'd send me over 60k uniques a day! They were total shit, but the numbers looked cool!

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