Monday's Joke
 

Clinton walks out into his garden one day and in the snow he says "bastard" written in piss. He is so outraged he goes into the oval office and calls the CIA and FBI to tell them to find out who did this horrible thing to his garden.

So they go out and investigate and when they return they say

"Well Bill, we've got bad news and we've got worse news, which one would you like to hear first?"

And Bill says, "What's the bad news?" The agent replies, "It was Al Gore."

Aghast Bill yells, "That dirty no good son of a bitch!!!!! What's the worse news?"

So the agent says, "It was Hillary's handwriting..."

thats funny

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Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
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Hillary Clinton went for her annual exam. After the exam, the OB-GYN told her that she was pregnant, and in great shape. Hillary couldn't believe the news and stormed out of the office. She rushed to her limo and picked up the phone to call the Oval Office.

"You got me pregnant! How could you be so careless?" There is a silence on the other end. Finally, she hears Bill's voice.

"Who is this?''

Bahahaha :1orglaugh

Old but better with the new names.

eeewww.. that's nasty! but lol! :1orglaugh

haha... great!

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not bad :)

lol good one :)

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Heh heh..not bad

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This one I like! Mainly because I "heard" bill's voice deliver the punchline. :thumbsup

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lol.. nice one!:1orglaugh

that was great haha

lol...... :1orglaugh

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funny :1orglaugh:1orglaugh