why are americans so obsessed with cars ?
 

it's seems to me that for a guy a car is a penis.
the faster and expensive the car is the bigger the penis is.

but actually because it is a compensation - the more expensive/fancy/fast the car is - the more of a compensation it is . e.g: your penis is smaller.

and you eat it day in and day out, you are manipulated on every car ad accepting this.
you never think for a minute it might be a lie that someone made it real by good advertising and you never think of it: the more compensation - the smaller the penis.

I don't think you've ever ridden in a car that's FAST. It doesn't matter what it is, either. It could be a Ferrari F430, or a turbo'd riced out Honda Civic, a fast car pins you in your seat when you hit the go pedal. Being in a REALLY fast car when it starts burning hydrocarbons is pretty much the best feeling in the world next to getting laid.

Having a really fast car doesn't mean you have a tiny penis or you're an asshole (though that sometimes is the case), it means you have a massive hard on for getting pinned back in your seat and feeling adrenaline rush through you. It's an orgasm without a woman (or without a dude, if your a chick).

Edit: Also, G forces are awsome, especially when they're at the mercy of your foot :D

I guess that's why so many guys buy the "hummer" car:
http://images.google.com/images?sour...=1&sa=N&tab=wi

It's actually Hummer, and they aren't really Hummers, they're Chevy Tahoe SUV's that are made up to look like a Hummer. They're also brutally slow, and no self-respecting human would ever be seen driving one, as they're pretty much the epitomy of slow and pointless, not to mention ugly as sin.

How much are muslim hookers?

I've got a white hummer =) Yes I know, I suck. But I love my H2 =)

You judge the entire country based on what you see and read on GFY?

Sweet.

ummm, "so many guys?" How many is that?

Have you ever seen my truck??? What does that tell you? :winkwink:

If you look closely, you can see the tip trying to peek through.

http://juliablue.com/k72.jpg

LOL!!! I have to wrap it around my legs in those shorts.

I figured you must have figured some solution by now.

cars are useless... subway trains are better

How's that working in Florida?

yes I had a small penis.. then I bought a Ferrari. now its much bigger

won't be in Florida that much longer.... I'll be in NYC in about a month! booyah!

Because gas prices are low land cars are cheap. Isn't that obvious?

if that was true id be driving a mini cooper

seriously... thanks for sharing this with me. I will take your words into consideration next time I purchase a vehicle.

Yes....I have a fast car because my penis is small. My car really helps me in the bedroom.

the same thing it's in Europe ... and everywhere in the world ....People , especially men like cars

Translation: I am a broke fuck and I don't have a (fast & expensive) car to compensate my penis size :(

Edit: and yeah, I lost a street race from my friend yesterday :( :(

small penis.. j/k... iam obsessed with cars too, so its not only america´s problem.

I think it's because they treat cars as toys, and never really 'grow up'.

I understand the sports car thing but I want to know why a lot of americans are obsessed with TRUCKS and suv's?

I mean why do a lot of people want to drive huge 4 ton V8 trucks to go shopping?

One thing to consider is Americans spend a lot more time in their car then their European counterparts. We have almost no mass transit in most cities, and we drive a LOT. 15k miles (24k km) a year is about the norm in the US. So having a cool car or least something you want to be in becomes more important.

Nice cars attract women. Woman associates nice expensive car with man who could be a good provider. This in turn boils down to its all about sex.

Even when a man has all the sex he wants a nice expensive car can show status. Status is associated with power and wealth, power and wealth attract women and or keep them. Thus again boils down to its all about sex.

Assorted items are just the plumes we use to gain notice from the mates we desire. In no way is it some form of compensation for a small penis. I would be very willing to bet that those with such cars or items and those without would measure up the same on average if taken as a whole.

Though the idea that it is penis compensation is really sad as in reality it would seem it is more a form of envy or jealousy. Like when a lot of men hear mention that so and so actor or whomever is hot and they have to defend themselves and say or elude that he is gay.

Now before any hissy fit or tiff, I am not even that interested in cars. I see them as a tool to get me from one point to another as safe and as comfortable as possible hopefully costing me as little as it can to achieve this.

They feel safer. They want what is safest for their families and big ass trucks seem to fit the bill as they are small car killers. Most have bumpers that would come into contact almost under or at the windshield of many smaller cars. Truthfully if given the chance most men with families would have their wives and children inside of armored cars or tanks if they were street legal.

As for the V8 issue, well naturally they need to pass those small cars on the freeway and such. I mean they do feel extra safe so they can drive how they want right?

Actually they are for people who rode the short bus back in school. They think that all vehicles are that size. Ever met anyone with a 3 digit IQ that drives a monster truck or an escalade? Yeah me either.

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The Europeans build the cars that most americans want. And they do it very well. If you get into the income bracket where you can afford the finer things in life,you will understand.

And if you don't..well the world needs ditchdiggers too.

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This thread needs a pic :upsidedow

http://www.thewoop.com/public_html/p...ges/Hummer.jpg

not a good ride. Post some fast sports car instead.

I don't really agree with your generalizations, there is nothing wrong with fast/expensive cars, but this one really does have compensation written all over it...

sometimes a car is just a car.

The compensation was in the form of a tax write off. Try and sell one now...

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Why are non-Americans obsessed with Americans?

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