I need to piss someone off.
 

all this shit about visa is getting old. Who wants to be my next victim?

Who SHOULD be my next victim?

Hummmmm????


I'm waiting.................................

me?

been there, done that.

Go ahead piss me off!

ICQ me if you need to, I love a dirty fight!

I was thinking about it till he became a porn star. Now Im just in AWE of him.

why? - you're a nobody. I want someone other people on this board actually care about.

well then.... obviously that would be spacedog, but he's gone to a better place. :(

I miss spacedog. I even sent him money on his farewell beg beg thread

yeah.... I miss him too..... I'm waiting for the triumphant return of the dog..... :(

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...threadid=80971

Start here :-)

A billion screaming neurons wanting nothing but more, more, more ...

SleazyDream is Stalking.

Victim spotted?

He follows his victim into the alley. He, like the mother neuron, has not read Salinger or King. He is not a post office employee. He does not have a
brain tumor. He is not an academic who thinks he knows too much and suddenly cracks. He is not a drug addict. He do not have a death wish. He is just a man.

He is careful not to make sounds. The stench of the place confuses his victim. It makes him confused. Confused. He invites death.

"I just wanna be me, baby!"

SleazyDream smells his victim. That vile human stench. Like that of the alley. Why would his victim go into an alley of all places? A dark alley? So cliche. (nice place to hide, ya fool!)

His victim spotted. He looks up and sees Sleazy Dream. He knows his intent. Sleazy feels sorry for him and pauses. Should he do it? What if he gets away? Confusion. He pulls the triigger.

Just like every other time.

Good night, burglar.

turd burglar? :eek7

"A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else." - William Sydney Porter

dumb it down a wee bit for me colin

Time to hide the Big Macs. SleazyDream is on the prowl.

Go after Labret. Fun for everyone.

too easy

Im already fucking pissed so scratch me off unless you want total random hate.

sleazy is a fat son of a bitch who eats hats like a pussy (with ketchup). When will you be a man and lose some fucking weight, you tub of worthless shit?

poor baby - what's a matter? cann't sell any porno pics anymore?

pussy

you're trying too hard. I know you really love me.

translation: can't touch that. i'm just an amateur

you are quite dumb arn't you - ask labret if I'm afraid to take him on.

sheeeit. When can I suck your dick?

:Ahem: Pussssssyyy

internext - woops I forgot. You're a 16 year old dildo waving kiddy who's not even in the porn business but thinks he's cool cause you post to GFY.

Fuuuuck. I told you that shit in the strictest of confidence. You are such a fucking cockmonkey.

:boid SleazyDream

aye,
if i'm not mistaken the engagement has already taken place - and I think you are not the one to brag about it's outcome.

j00 g0+ 0\/\/N3d :1orglaugh

*sigh*