Tony!
 

Sally is so silly, that silly bitch. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Why what happened?

Hey Tony, I saw our old gal friend Sue, and she said "Tony, hows Tony doing, I haven't spoken to him in FOREVER."

And I said, "Well, Tony is doing great, we are going to bike down to Oklahoma for the Tony Roma's Rib Off."

I'm looking forward to Tony Roma's. Maybe you should give Tony a call and see if he wants to come too?

all righty then, mind if I interrupt the conversation between "you two"?

Is your name Tony?

I am growing tomatoes in my garden and they taste very delicious. If only there was a giant potato garden at my neighbors house we could make ketchup and french fries for the whole neighborhood.

someones been on the whacky baccy tonight

Hey Tony, remember last week when we got a new bike lock, and you wanted to keep the old one as a souvenir of our travels?

I had it laminated and framed, and I am giving it to you for your birthday.

Well so much for surprises! Since we're telling eachother, I bought you Rammstein's Volkerball DVD for yours.

You told me that last week jackass.

I think you are one person talking as two.

Wenn getanzt wird will ich führen,
Auch wenn ihr euch alleine dreht,
Lasst euch ein wenig kontrollieren,
Ich zeige euch wie's richtig geht.

Wir bilden einen lieben Reigen,
Die Freiheit spielt auf allen Geigen,
Musik kommt aus dem Weißen Haus,
Und vor Paris steht Mickey Mouse.

It's Friday night, everything makes sense now.

I was drinking! I'll get you that Betty Boop clock you wanted to make up for it.

Huevos in la boca GRANDE!

Time out. Jack and Coke break.

I'll make on too.

Ready when you are.

Some girls talked to me and it was very exciting. I think my underpanties are in need of a freshening up.

Don't be so shy. You're a powerful and attractive man.

I'm not sure if I told you earlier but I got a call from Tony over at Cannondale. They want us to take two of the new carbon fiber bikes with us to Oklahoma.

I asked Tony if we could fit two more in the back. He said he didn't think so. I'd love to try the new ones but I'd like to remain with my old faithful Missy for the race.

What do you think?

Is the new one using the Shimano brake shoes?

I think so. Although I'd switch them out. Tony tells me the bike weighs next to nothing so we should be able to tear up the track on them.

Is it possible to get the taco bell sauce dispenser attachment mounted on the handle bars at the factory?

I already put in the order :thumbsup

I'm going over to Tony's house to help him and Tony move some furniture around.

I'll be back in an hour or so.

If you do, while you're gone I am going to take a crap in your sock drawer.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Thanks ASSHOLE.