A billion dollar business may be gone in three years.
 

Replaced with this one.

http://allday.msnbc.msn.com/archive/...29/617362.aspx

My forehead extends backwards to my neck so I'm pretty excited.

Hmm.. there is still hope...

Cool, I'm thinning out like crazy and I hate it... but the wife is dying for me to go bald!

Dont think so..

ch ch ch chio... can you hit me up tomorrow morn on aim? mikymunki and such

blah blah blah....... believe it when you see it my friend

I have beautiful hair !

Hair cloning will be big too

Don't think so what?

You don't think if they can cure baldness that all the hair growth products would disappear?

nice. Someones gonna be rich.

I see they are working hard on real problems

Hair loss is a sign of evolving further away from our chimp ancestors. Now that we can clothe ourselves, we don't need it to stay warm at night.

Be proud that you are bald, for you have advanced up the evolutionary chain.

Disclaimer: This post is 100% based on nothing.

Ok, I'l try it. Where do I sign up.

Cool... I'm genetically slated to leave the world an old man with a full head of hair - but it's good to know this is out there, because it seems to be a source of anxiety for a lot of guys.