How to kill a laptop and make it look like an "accident"?
 

Any ideas? My laptop is falling apart, paid a lot for extended warranty, but these assholes only fix parts, and only replace when it is totally smoked...

For now i though of magnet on the HDD, and interrupt flash on Bios, but it is replaceable, so it gotta be something good, like short circuit the whole thing. But dunno how to do it, without blowing up breakers in the house...

Heard that 2 seconds in Microwave will do the thing, but that can fuck up the microwave, and wont the screen melt??

Yeah, they've never had people try to defraud them, before.

take the keyboard off and sprinkle metal shavings inside while it's on. Vacuum said shavings out return for replacement.

3 little words... http://www.willitblend.com/

Take the keyboard off then take a shit inside and put the keyboard back over. They will not want to dig about in that dump and will just replace it.

Install Vista.

of course they did, but i did not pay 400 dollar warranty so they return me this peace of shit barely working

Hit the internals with a stun gun. Basically, it should fry just about everything in there.

You are so sad lol. Have two vista installs staring me in the face and both running flawlessly. :thumbsup

A stun gun works great. A few quick hits around the mother board/hard drive and it's all over:winkwink:

try covering the fan exhaust with a towel or something for a while

Use one of those electric tennis racquet type bug zappers. The can short circuit most anything. (Latops, Desktops, Cash Registers, etc..) :>)

In other words, when killing flies in a coke, valium and tequila induced rage, do not miss the fly and hit your laptop. You will regret it (unless you wanted to ruin your laptop)!

Cover all the vents / fans with masking tape so no air can escape. Load up some sort of 3D video game or other processor intensive app and let it run.

Eventually it will overheat. Might have to make sure there are no settings in the BIOS that cause it to shut down automatically if it gets too hot. If there are, you should be able to disable them so you can fry it all you want.

thats interesting :)

Winter here, doubt you can find a zapper around :(

as seen on TV online store sells them

Paldies my torontonian fella :D

Lol, best reply ever!

:thumbsup

2 words .... Battery Fire .. figure out a way to make it look like the battery somehow caught fire and burn the fucker from the inside out .. mayne figure out a decent way to run more voltage to the battery than it will accept and it will start smoking and if all is on your side catch fire and burn and to save your house from certain destruction you poured rockstar all over it only making things worse .... just a thought ..

Maybe try not being a scammer?

UNACCEPTABLE!

do the metal shavings AND over heat it!

record it and put it on youtube!!

Well at least we all know you're a broke scammer. :2 cents:

no sir, when you shave affiliates on your program is when you are a scammer :2 cents:

No, when you scam a person or a company, in this case the warranty company, you are a scammer.

open it up and put this on it for about 2 weeks:

http://www.ad.nl/multimedia/archive/...hil_79514h.jpg

I remember from a company that repairds computers that a banana really really fucks it all up

:1orglaugh

depending on how good your coverage is, you could just do the simple method of just dropping it a few times

my brother in law had a fujitsu and the monitor was acting up after 2.5 years.. so he just dropped it, and boom... got a replacement, but i would be sure your warranty covers accidents first

I spilled coffee in mine today Doh

but you're a certified idiot, so flawlessly could mean it has pretty colors.

just duct tape up all the vents, and let your laptop melt itself

Shoot it with a tech9 and sprinkle a bit of crack on it. Tell them it was gang related.

smash with the hammer lol ..

Just sprinkle some water over it and make sure that is dry when you return it.
Or put it in a tight box while it's running, wrap the box shut, and leave it in the full sunlight for a whole day.
Maybe put it in the microwave for a couple of minutes?
The best thing to do would be to open it and burn some of the chips with a lighter. But you'll loose your warranty when you open it.

lil to much thought...


no more lappies por la tu... :thumbsup:thumbsup

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THAT SiTE! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

that blender rawks

Just buy a new one. Damn.

I think it will shut down before it get too warm.

thats what mine does. i left it on my bed one time and the cover blocked the fan. when i came back in the room it was off and the cover was burnin hot.

You can usually disable that "safety" feature in the BIOS.

1) try to push high voltage to the the battery, it will start smoking and will burn very soon
2) let the laptop starts melting...
3) make a video and put it on youtube or any other site with adsense... :)

If you really want to, you can just power surge it. Hook it up to an unregulated power source like a car battery or something. Just use some power wiring and hit the power contact points. It should zap everything...

However, that's fraud, and fraud is bad!

Ya all I do with my computers is look at the pretty colors... :1orglaugh Design, Editing, encoding, photo retouching, spreadsheets, etc etc etc. Silly silly mac fanboy. Macron. lol

http://www.productmoment.com/images/microwave.jpg

max effect 30 seconds...

Plug a USB Cable into it, hook jumper cables to your car battery and grab the end of the cable. Jump start that little bugger.

Never buy extra warranty. Not needed, and when you need it, they fuck you over with some terms anyway

let my brother use it for a week or so.

he can kill any machine within a week, it wont respond, work, boot up - nothing. :1orglaugh