Things not to do in a Home Office. ** Add to the List **
 

Dont use cookies for paper weights.

You end up eating them, and then the papers are all over the floor.

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Don't stick your penis in the pencil sharpener.

don't let your "party guests" in there

Brag about girls you fucked.

I dont have a pencil sharpener because of that.

don't forget to sleep...

dont let people come during office hours and convince you to drink or chill out

office hours are for work...if you let your friends think you can relax sometimes..they think it is always

Don't put dog treats on your desk next to the cashews.

Don't forget to put some pants on before answering the door.

Lay your tossing towel across your keyboard. That is, unless it's already completely dried and encrusted. You also may want to remove the curly fries.

Don't leave your system logged on.

Did something happen that you want to tell us about?

i save that for the Jehovah witnesses

Well, I've eaten dog treats by accident and answered the door in tshirts and once in a towel :thumbsup

The guy who does my painting and grunt work (I call him my husband I don't have sex with, because I'm always finding little things I need done and make him a "Honey Do" list) has seen me less clothed than many guys I've dated. :1orglaugh

Don't fax cookies.

As good as they taste, and as much as you'd like to share - they can really gum up the inner workings of the machine.

Im pretty good with a hammer and I know how to screw.

Place your monitors in such a way that it cannot be viewed directly from a person entering the door.

I'm old and flabby, but if you have 4WD, c'mon over :)

I double that one!! I ended up with lube on my desk!! :Oh crap (But it was a great party!!)

Not only do I have a 4WD I have WD40

**swoon**

did you fuck some girls in there ?

I'm going with not letting guest in at all - it's difficult to explain why you need 4 computers to do "internet stuff" :winkwink:

don't work on a tranny site while the wife is around

...no matter what you will have some 'splainin to do, Lucy!

Or worse she starts getting ideas.

" Honey you know that fantasy I have always had!"

Don't leave the covers off the side of your computers.

Don't forget to turn down your speakers while rendering. Some edit programs start playing the scene when done.....And you never know who might be near by.

NosMo

I have blasted my ears out with porn a few times.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

always turn the screen out of view from passers by.
Missus walked past as i was zoomed at 400% on a pussie whilst rendering and image.

Don't hang your previous poop socks on the wall as trophies.

Ouch! :1orglaugh