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Mike Honcho 02-20-2008 08:10 AM

Gene Simmons Sex Tape ( vid )
 
http://valleywag.com/358401/gene-sim...ed-on-web-nsfw



LOL I thought he'd be packing more muscle then that. What an old timer, I would've completely destroyed that blonde chick, and made her turn into a nun. :2 cents:

Mike Honcho 02-20-2008 08:14 AM

lol I hope I didn't break any rules by posting this :(?

Evil E 02-20-2008 08:16 AM

Not sure it's real.

u-Bob 02-20-2008 08:20 AM

not impressed...

cranki 02-20-2008 08:20 AM

is he drunk or what? looks like a bad fuck for the girl...

Evil E 02-20-2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13806887)
is he drunk or what? looks like a bad fuck for the girl...

That's what I was thinking. If that guy has been with over 3000 woman, he should know how to fuck. That looks like a beginner fuck session.

nikki99 02-20-2008 08:22 AM

looks real to me :)

tornell 02-20-2008 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cranki (Post 13806887)
is he drunk or what? looks like a bad fuck for the girl...

not drunk, he is old fart :)

Mike Honcho 02-20-2008 08:38 AM

It's 100% real, I mean I've seen there pathetic reality show a couple of times on A&E and have been sucked into it ( unfortunately ) a few times, it is him 100% no doubt about it.

Gene "Lame" Simmons, the girl def. wasn't getting off at all, and he wasn't even trying it seems, but fuck it, he was boning a hot piece of ass.

pornguy 02-20-2008 09:57 AM

Shes got some dman nice tits. anyone know who she is?

Peaches 02-20-2008 10:01 AM

He doesn't drink or do drugs, so that's out. It really does look like a first timer, lol. It's pretty clear it was a set up and she wasn't looking to enjoy anything with him - she just wanted a tape to sell. She won't even kiss him!

I really don't see that he's involved in this at all; he comes out looking like such a wimp compared to the image he's worked all his life to build up.

TheAgent 02-20-2008 10:34 AM

is that the whole video?

zEn84 02-20-2008 10:49 AM

Hahaha.. poor guy.

Andy Servers4Less 02-20-2008 10:52 AM

LOL

A. Shes Hot

B. Not a stellar performance for a rockstar lol.

Vegas Ken 02-20-2008 10:57 AM

OMG could the background music be more lame? LOL

NosMo 02-20-2008 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vegas Ken (Post 13807408)
OMG could the background music be more lame? LOL

Best question yet....Maybe Love Gun?

NosMo

Fat Panda 02-20-2008 11:18 AM

watch has he fucks her in the first video, she wont even let him kiss her, ever time he tries to kiss her she turns her head...ha

Verbal 02-20-2008 11:24 AM

His tongue is bigger than his dick ... funny

MattO 02-20-2008 11:36 AM

The disappointment is worse than when Kiss first took off their makeup.

JP-pornshooter 02-20-2008 11:55 AM

this sucks for him... he has always been very much a family guy, with shannon tweed for many years and supposedly monogamous despite the KISS reputation..

the fact she wont kiss him should have been a signal that something is going on..

ProjectNaked 02-20-2008 12:00 PM

that was terrible - worst attempt at a "real" video ever. :2 cents:

Martin 02-20-2008 12:05 PM

She's a PornStar, I've seen her on a few paysites.

cherrylula 02-20-2008 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil E (Post 13806892)
That's what I was thinking. If that guy has been with over 3000 woman, he should know how to fuck. That looks like a beginner fuck session.

I know some of you here really like sex, but after eating filet mignon every night for years and years, sometimes you want chicken.

that guy looks like a small dicked fag, a bored one at that.

Guess his reality tv show didn't do so well...

and yeah, his tongue is bigger than his dick.

Martin 02-20-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 13807720)
She's a PornStar, I've seen her on a few paysites.

Shawna Lenee.

The Judge 02-20-2008 12:13 PM

That tape looks old. could be from 20 years ago, black and white? these days?

but from what I see now the server that holds http://genessecret.com/join.php is about to collapse from the traffic

Brother Bilo 02-20-2008 12:14 PM

Looks boring.

Peaches 02-20-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 13807754)
That tape looks old. could be from 20 years ago, black and white? these days?

but from what I see now the server that holds http://genessecret.com/join.php is about to collapse from the traffic

The girl in it is only in her 20's now. I'd hope to hell for him it's not a really old tape.

Fletch XXX 02-20-2008 12:16 PM

Fake.

Gene Simmons always wears the Beast make up during sex.

TheSenator 02-20-2008 12:17 PM

Wierd that she didn't want to kiss him

evildick 02-20-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 13807734)
I know some of you here really like sex, but after eating filet mignon every night for years and years, sometimes you want chicken.

that guy looks like a small dicked fag, a bored one at that.

Guess his reality tv show didn't do so well...

and yeah, his tongue is bigger than his dick.

I think he's making big bucks off the reality show. Probably never made tons the first season, but they are up to a third season so they are probably rolling in money from it.

Similar to the Osbournes, the family members went from making about $5,000 each per episode the first season, to a lump sum of 5 million each for the entire second season.

Those shows make me puke, but they are apparently big money makers if they go over well.

Drake 02-20-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 13807754)
That tape looks old. could be from 20 years ago, black and white? these days?


His body doesn't look like a young man's. He looks middle age.

Strange how she didn't want to kiss him but was fine with licking his weiner.

In the end, I can't hate. Even though he sucks at sex, he still gets it whenever he wants. It's still good to be a rockstar.

Easton 02-20-2008 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin (Post 13807743)
Shawna Lenee.

agreed
http://www.alisttalent.com/main_mode...hp?model=10107

Kard63 02-20-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easton (Post 13807856)

The girl in the video has tits twice that big.

Young 02-20-2008 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 13807823)
His body doesn't look like a young man's. He looks middle age.

Strange how she didn't want to kiss him but was fine with licking his weiner.

In the end, I can't hate. Even though he sucks at sex, he still gets it whenever he wants. It's still good to be a rockstar.


She made him put on a rubber. I guess blowing a rubber is ok.

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-20-2008 01:34 PM

Doesn't take long for someone to rip the video and make it free...
Guess if Gene is making a percentage per sale, he is shit out of luck now...:1orglaugh

campimp 02-20-2008 01:40 PM

fuck he could have at least put on some good music

lameeeeee

hollinator 02-20-2008 01:42 PM

I read somewhere that she is an Austrian model for some energy drink company. At least that's what was on X-Biz. Guess she could also be a pron star...

V_RocKs 02-20-2008 01:45 PM

This to further his career or is in black and white because she used a mini-spycam in hopes of furthering her own career?

aico 02-20-2008 01:47 PM

Fake, there is no way in Hell Gene Simmons would have "I want to know what love is" playing on the stereo.

Mike Honcho 02-20-2008 01:49 PM

I mean come on this is a bigger flop then the DVD rewinder.

Honez 02-20-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 13807676)
this sucks for him... he has always been very much a family guy, with shannon tweed for many years and supposedly monogamous despite the KISS reputation..

the fact she wont kiss him should have been a signal that something is going on..

A family guy? lol Um, he is no saint.

As for the chick not kissing him, that is a sign of a chick that is so not into it. She was either fucking him for money or fucking him cause she knew there was a camera on. In other words, she was fucking him for money or the hope of making some :1orglaugh

VeriSexy 02-21-2008 06:05 AM

Saw it, and it blew chunks

Mike Honcho 02-21-2008 01:42 PM

bump to the bumpster

Holly 02-21-2008 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 13806828)
LOL I thought he'd be packing more muscle then that. What an old timer, I would've completely destroyed that blonde chick, and made her turn into a nun. :2 cents:

I know you won't believe this because porn movies have totally messed with the brains of most guys, but maybe he didn't "destroy" her because he wanted her to enjoy it or he was trying not to be selfish.

I'm sure there are some chicks who really enjoy having some guy crawl on top of them, bend their feet back behind their ears, then fuck them like a jack rabbit for two minutes while being told how good the whole thing is. But most don't. :1orglaugh


But I'll admit that it didn't do much for me. Seemed kind of boring and borderline embarrassing.

baddog 02-21-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VeriSexy (Post 13811186)
Saw it, and it blew chunks

Did you swallow?

pornask 02-21-2008 02:13 PM

does anybody have solid proof it's really Gene?

Peaches 02-21-2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornask (Post 13813200)
does anybody have solid proof it's really Gene?

It 100% looks like him. The only person he has to convince it's NOT him would be Shannon Tweed. And she could totally and completely identify him by his pecker :)

It's so demeaning towards him I really don't see how he's involved. Set up, yes. Involved in the marketing, no.

Drake 02-21-2008 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13813210)
It's so demeaning towards him I really don't see how he's involved. Set up, yes. Involved in the marketing, no.

So true, he is the last person that would want this video to be released lol. It single-handedly kills his [self-proclaimed] legendary status as a sex God.

TCSMatt 02-21-2008 02:21 PM

So the Kiss song "Strutter" is a bit optimistic?

Fletch XXX 02-21-2008 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches (Post 13813210)
It 100% looks like him. The only person he has to convince it's NOT him would be Shannon Tweed.

He is not married to Shannon Tweed, and I doubt guys like him, really 'answer" to his model girlfriends.

Anyone who thinks this guy is in a monogomous relationship is really forgetting what year we are living in.

She is a Playmate, and he didnt marry her - I bet he fucks more *other girls* than he actually fucks Shannon.


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