AriaHost is new to the board...
 

AriaHost is new to the board so hello! and give us a warm welcome!

:winkwink:

and your related to aria how?

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

http://www.rustedpuffin.com/aria.jpg

Careful. Stand clear of the teeth.

Do you have the fisting pics? Those always make me cringe. So pretty, so fucking hardcore.

Fuck me, why didn't I think of this sooner? Maybe if I hurry I can still get JennaHost.com.

Bout the only way Id sign up for this is if Aria sucked my cocked.

Coming Soon ... http://www.jennajamesonhost.com

Revolutionizing the adult hosting industry!

So, let me get this straight...

What distinguishes your *hosting* company is that you are endorsed by a *model*?

Awesome!

hahaha

:1orglaugh

Can Aria even use a computer?

Is aria in charge of maintaining the servers?

Have I lost my mind?

"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"

hahaha what does that say?

dude, she handles all tech support issues.

you have got to be shitting me with those prices

This reminds me of good ole high school crushes....

fuckin' funny.

I can picture the support calls

ME: "Yes, i really need that domain setup today"

ARIA: "Yes sir, as soon as i remove my fist from my pussy i'll have that setup. Thank you for choosing ariahost!"

Can we see what the headers and footers will look like?


(I can't wait)




Oh yeah, welcome and Go fuck yourself :thumbsup

Be nice to Aria or I'll beat you.

Shall we assume all your stuff is hosted there?

Actually Aria is hosting my crabs...

<img src="http://www.thefly.net/crabsrule.jpg">

WOW!

What a welcome! - we are highly impressed!

:)

But the fly! - we agreed not to tell!!! :-)

aria tells me you guys take it up the ass

also that she'll be suing for you using her name

michaelw you are jealous aren't you? you want me to host your crabs too, don't you?

Oh my gosh Fly... Please ICQ me...

You have a java error on your page.
and now
Go Fuck Yourself:thumbsup

TennisAce ??? :eek7

It is IN CODE Brother Fletch ....

You have to smoke a big Phattie, and then read it right to left, skipping every fourth letter ... :1orglaugh

So...How big is Aria's pipe? Can she handle alot of traffic? If i wanted to pump alot of traffic through her, could she handle it?

No, I have.

But this ariahost is pretty humourous :)

give me promotional material...errr wait wrong Aria stalker

She is taking a break from Tech Support as we speak
http://www.esnem.net/aria/ariafist/ariafist1.html
http://www.esnem.net/aria/ariafist/087.jpg

No, she's looking for the phone

Aria Host?

:eek7

C'mon...

LOL,,

this very disturbing

http://www.esnem.net/aria/ariafist/095.jpg

no the phone is not behind my left kidney must be by my liver...

Hello? Earth to ariahost. Can you give everyone a look at your headers and footers?


What am I, talking into an empty void here?

Think this way

Host with us and our customer service rep will be Aria!

he he he,,,,

Welcome to the world of GFY
:321GFY

Heh. Isn't this about some host?

Taken from ariahost.com:
"we are dedicated of providing you" (shouldn't this be to providing you?)

"you won't have to pay for a year in advanced" (try losing the 'd' on advanced.)

"Low cost over limit vand width fee" (can anyone explain this 'vand width' to me, please? I'm not familiar with that term.)

There were other mistakes as well, but these were the first ones to really jump off of the page at me.

The fact that they don't seem to have a grasp on the English language makes me wonder how enlightened they are about the web hosting business. :1orglaugh

That's an understatement! lol

K I thought sure ariahost would be a freehost. oops.


Tell me, on this page of your site... http://www.ariahost.com/aria-host-webmasters.html (click the "Hosting" link at the bottom, since it stupidly redirects you to the splash page) You have written there the following phrase.....

<b>"Good America at dictionary elements - AriaHost.com is the choice"</b>

What exactly does <i>good America at dictionary elements</i> mean???

Too funny ! That made my day !

What's in a name?? It sure attracted everyone's attention, though...

I gotta go to the next expo and hook up with Aria... how much would she charge?

Maybe it means that they need a good American to translate our dictionary for them? :1orglaugh

damn why didnt i think of this?

So what are your contract length terms? 1 year or until Aria sues you...whichever comes first?

:1orglaugh

hahhah, dude, that's fucking funny as hell!!

Deb? - Thanks for the notice about the two extra D's we had :-)
That's it you have 2 extra D's on one of your pages and you are out of the hosting biz :1orglaugh comeon you gotta be kidding right? we have seen some misssssspeellleeeeed banners here too... it happens we are only human.

Another question for all the "nice" people here commenting about us getting sued - well you are also suggesting that everyone that has a site named club*(what ever pornstar) can get sued? :1orglaugh

Keep commenting :thumbsup