I took my girl to a Gay Porno Show for Valentines Weekend.
 

One of the dumber things I have ever done, or at least in-line with the kind of things that would only happen to me.

So around a month and a half ago, I book a Valentine's weekend to San Francisco for myself and the girl that I have been dating. I have the whole thing planned out with a nice, romantic, get-me-laid kind of dinner reservation, as well as just bumming around San Fran.

We arrive on Friday morning and go down to an Italian place for some lunch and wine. Afterwards, I tell her that I want to walk down to The W Hotel and have a glass of wine in the lounge. I really enjoy The W and thought she would as well.

When we arrive, she is immediately impressed by the layout, furthermore, it seems that in the lounge, I am a rather well known figure. Immediately, I see LoriZ and she comes over to say hi. Of course, I am completely stunned by the circumstances and convey such message to her. Oddly, she doesn't seem to think anything about the "random" encounter. So my girl and I head over to the bar and take a seat. Right away, Jeff from CCBill comes over and offers to buy us drinks.

At this point, I realize that I have made a critical error, but can't pinpoint the exact specifications of the error. I just know something is really wrong.

So I ask Jeff.

"Hey man, what is going on? Why are you and LoriZ here? I took my girl here for a Valentine's weekend and this is the most random thing I ever could have NOT expected."

He looks up, he laughs.

"Dude, you took your Valentines date to a gay porno gathering and didn't know it, didn't you?"

I get really flushed, most of my color goes the way of the white apron the bartender is wearing. I turn around and look, and realize that I am in the middle of GAYVN with my date. I had no idea this show was going on.

Fucking Fuck.

Ok, not a big deal, some of you might think, but this was so totally not anticipated. I had no idea the show was going on.

Of course, before I know it, I am surrounded by webmasters, many of them joking with me...

"Cory, I knew you would NEVER miss a gay event!"

Haha

Fuck.

So I look up and tell everyone, AVN Monte included, that I was on a Valentine's weekend getaway with my girl.

"At the GAYVN? Kinda different I guess..."
Someone says,

"I didn't fucking mean to dude. Jesus."
haha

So finally Monte tells us that he will let us get back to our date. Haha

So I end up sneaking out the back door of The W Hotel. I mean, no offense, but I really wasn't in webmaster mode and felt pretty damn stupid. Plus I needed two badges.

I mean, of all the freaking things that could happen?

I am going to start paying more attention to those Adult Whos Who and Fubar calendars. As it stands, I intend to hold a family reunion during the Phoenix Forum.

What the hell, right?

So at the next bar, my girl tells me she thought I brought her to some freaky sex convention that involved gay men. haha

Wait, you had a date with a girl? When did you go back to women?? 12clicks is gonna be really disappointed.
As for showing up to Gayvn by accident, I don't buy it. Your subconscious is hard at work bringing you back to your roots!
WG

HAHA. Good post.

I also brought my girl to SF for Valentine's. However I knew it was GAYVN cause I was gonna meet Mitch from NetBilling for dinner. So I avoided the W like The Plague.

If you really wanted to impress her, you would have scored some tickets to the awards show

well, you did...

so what was the end result how did she respond to all this attention =)

classic!!
that is sooooooooooo funny :)

Just admit you love the cock

So was she receptive to your whole '2 guys a girl and a pizza place' idea?

LOL! :1orglaugh

the gay shows are way more fun anyway...too bad you guys didn't stick around

That's just awesome... crassic Cory...

hahahaha thats funny
how was the rest of your trip ?

Sounds like your girls was a little slow on the uptake. Hope the weekend wasn't a total bust.

did she put out?

Glad you enjoyed the show Cory.... ;-)

It was great seeing you Allan

BTW Cory - it was funny seeing you at dinner too.

Your girlfriend seems nice

That dinner was really good, but I have to tell you the truth, I picked up a large pizza afterwards. The two scallop appetizer clinched that decision for me.

I ordered the duck. Man was it small.

It was nice, we hit up Foreign Cinema on Friday night. We did appetizers and drinks at Slanted Door on Saturday afternoon.

I tried to slide The Mitchell Brothers into the lineup after the Slanted Door drinks, but somehow we still ended up on a boat to Sausalito to watch as the sun set over San Fran.

Actually behind it, which I pointed out during dinner.

The GAYVN drink special pretty much clinched it.

Thanks. But she is evil.

you know damn well you did it purposely ;)

Everyone was dressed so wonderfully.... : )

Whether you intended it or not, it already happened!

Hope your girl didn't think that you're one of the gays. lol :1orglaugh

Thank goodness, by your thread title I interpreted "gay porno show" to mean something else.

oh wait.. the BACK DOOR at the GAYVN awards show?? I don't know........

lol joking.. but funny shit.. something that would happen to me

great story Cory. Thanks for the laugh.

damm dude thts some shit

Funny Stuff Cory:thumbsup

I was very hungry after dinner too. I was not impressed except for the desert.