Sunday's Joke
 

An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried. Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No." The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

I think you posted this one already

I might of, let me look

yea, you probably did, sounds very familiar...

new to me

If (Bear = Beaver) More funny;

An 80-year old man was having his semi annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "Not very good. My wife is 21 and we have sex problems" he complaineded.

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,
"Due to the large difference in age, if I were you, I'd make sure you get yourself a substitute.

6 months passed and the 80 years old man was back to see a doctor for his semi annual check up. "Doctor, your advice was very good, everybody is happy and my wife is now pregnant."
This is a good news said the doctor, and how does your substitute doing?

-Doc, the substitute is fine and she is pregnant too!

thats too funny.

yep, heard it before...

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thats so funny. :)

Oldie but a goodie

nice :1orglaugh

that's make me laugh :)

lol.. I love all those:1orglaugh