when you are drunk why...
 

why don't you turn the lights on so you can see where the hell you're going. Instead..... you keep goin through your house stumbling and knocking shit over in dam dark. I did'nt realize that till this morning.

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Sounds like you had a good one. :1orglaugh

It's the sneak in thing left over from when you were a kid. My parents always knew when I came home drunk coz I would always try and be quite and fail badly.

When I came home sober I'd come into the house like it was 5pm instead of the 5am it actually was coz I had nothing to hide.

yeah.... the battery holder for the tv remote broke. nuttin a little tape can fix tho :thumbsup

the real mystery is why do you fuck longer when your drunk.

No real mystery there, It just means you were 3 drinks away from brewers droop:1orglaugh

r u looking for a serious answer to this question?

It was a joke, but i wouldn't mind knowing the answer.

My answer was serious, go ask a doctor if you want to hear it in technical medical jargon.

On a similar note, anyone know why sex feels great with a mild hangover ?

answer to earlier question: alcohol is a depressent of the central nervous system...

second question maybe comparetively speaking the brain getting flushed with whatever hormone is gives a greater sensation than normal...

I ask Dr Karel next time i see him :winkwink:

my question is why do i type in russion when im drunk?

Good, I'm not the only one :glugglug

maybe I can call into JJJ and ask Dr Karl next thursday

be sure to great him with a hearty GFY

Coz when your pissed and trying to sneak a cute girl into your bedroom and turn the light on your mum comes in a catches you cheating on your girlfriend..........

LOL

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Shit, now you've really done bad... you can't drink anymore!

it's ok, don't panic. watching the games with no worries bro. Everything is going to be ok :thumbsup