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Otter 02-12-2008 01:29 PM

SEO Pro for hire
 
I am looking for full time or part time position with group health insurance. I will get your sites into the top 10 on google and yahoo. If you are serious I will show you my current top rankings on google and yahoo ,No problem to prove I know what I am doing. My ex-employer never sent in my cobra paperwork so with a pre-existing med condiion I cant buy coverage for self employed
email me at [email protected]
or icq-421469356

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-12-2008 01:46 PM

:1orglaugh

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-12-2008 01:48 PM

man, who designed your website?

I want to hire them!

pr0 02-12-2008 02:03 PM

at least post an e-mail from a domain with a ranking higher than a PR2

or post another domain with

more than 200 backlinks http://www.google.com/search?q=link:....wankpage.com/

and better than a 500k ranking in alexa http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...ankpage.com?q=

pr0 02-12-2008 02:05 PM

and i absolutely love that your posting who your potential clients are at the bottom

"Hey Derek from hustler"

i wish you all the best dude but for real...don't go using "pro" if you're a semi-pro, AAA hockey style.

baddog 02-12-2008 02:07 PM

Are you going to SES or SMX?

Also, a free tip . . . I think sitemaps are a little deeper that what you have so far.

pr0 02-12-2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13771432)
Are you going to SES or SMX?

Also, a free tip . . . I think sitemaps are a little deeper that what you have so far.

if he keeps this up he's going to be on an episode of SEO CSI :1orglaugh

xentech 02-12-2008 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13771419)
or post another domain with

more than 200 backlinks http://www.google.com/search?q=link:....wankpage.com/

says 258 backlinks for me....

pr0 02-12-2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xentech (Post 13771464)
says 258 backlinks for me....

almost all from www.qporno.com indexes

Otter 02-12-2008 02:34 PM

Why do you think I would post my personal info on here? why are you responding to this thread if you don't offer group health insurance? and why do you care about how much pr you think I might have? You think I dont have a right to get a job with health insurance? I am not going to post all my real info, if you are serious then hit me up and we will talk.. If I cant prove what I say then don't give me the job its pretty simple

hentaibee 02-12-2008 02:44 PM

so you're the guy who worked with makingitpay then?

papill0n 02-12-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13771561)
Why do you think I would post my personal info on here? why are you responding to this thread if you don't offer group health insurance? and why do you care about how much pr you think I might have? You think I dont have a right to get a job with health insurance? I am not going to post all my real info, if you are serious then hit me up and we will talk.. If I cant prove what I say then don't give me the job its pretty simple

Dude come one you can't come to gfy calling yourself a "SEO Pro" and not expect to get some shit. Anyone who can rank in the top ten in google/yahoo for terms of their choice does NOT need to apply for a job :2 cents:

pr0 02-12-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13771561)
Why do you think I would post my personal info on here? why are you responding to this thread if you don't offer group health insurance? and why do you care about how much pr you think I might have? You think I dont have a right to get a job with health insurance? I am not going to post all my real info, if you are serious then hit me up and we will talk.. If I cant prove what I say then don't give me the job its pretty simple

I think its great to get health insurance....a doctor told me the other day i should work 2 days a week at blockbuster and they hook it up...I'm actually considering it, i love the geeky girls who work there & free movie rentals.

Be a fucking millionaire working at blockbuster part time, i love it :thumbsup

So goto blockbuster & keep doing your own thing dood!

Otter 02-12-2008 03:45 PM

you must not have read my post, if you know where to get health ins in florida with a pre-existing cond let mr know, like i said, if i cant prove it dont give me the job

Nicky 02-12-2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13771820)
Dude come one you can't come to gfy calling yourself a "SEO Pro" and not expect to get some shit. Anyone who can rank in the top ten in google/yahoo for terms of their choice does NOT need to apply for a job :2 cents:

quoted for truth

Otter 02-12-2008 04:34 PM

I knew I would get some shit on here. So if you were me what would you do? Get some job I hate for the group health . I have been looking for a month, I cant get self employed health ins in fla with a preexisting. Where else can I get in front of those who own companies that offer group health who might be looking for seo. If you know where then please tell me..Like I said if I cant prove that I know what I am doing then don't hire me, but don't pass up this opportunity to take advantage of my help, just because of some haters on gfy

V_RocKs 02-12-2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky (Post 13771856)
quoted for truth

Quoted for 2nd'ting that.

qxm 02-12-2008 04:41 PM

...this thread makes my balls itch.........

NosMo 02-12-2008 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 13772097)
...this thread makes my balls itch.........

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Maybe you need health insurance...


NosMo

hungry hungry hippy 02-12-2008 05:04 PM

"seo pro for hire" :1orglaugh

pr0 you should reply on skype some time ... :2 cents: $$ waiting..

woj 02-12-2008 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13771820)
Dude come one you can't come to gfy calling yourself a "SEO Pro" and not expect to get some shit. Anyone who can rank in the top ten in google/yahoo for terms of their choice does NOT need to apply for a job :2 cents:

:thumbsup

Bama 02-12-2008 07:10 PM

I've never understood - and is why I absolutely never believe - anyone who posts they are a SEO expert and offers their services. If they were any good and legitimate, they'd put gallery after gallery in the top spots with their own referral codes in them and make bank for themselves.

I envision these people as kids who've picked up a SE submission script somewhere that spams Google and Yahoo and they call themselves "experts"....

Otter 02-13-2008 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 13772677)
I've never understood - and is why I absolutely never believe - anyone who posts they are a SEO expert and offers their services. If they were any good and legitimate, they'd put gallery after gallery in the top spots with their own referral codes in them and make bank for themselves.

I envision these people as kids who've picked up a SE submission script somewhere that spams Google and Yahoo and they call themselves "experts"....

I totally agree. Except in this case I have other reasons for needing an employment situation .. its a win win for both parties, the employer gets top rankings on google and yahoo and I get group health insurance that I need

2012 02-13-2008 06:13 PM

good luck in your search:thumbsup

traffic_buy 02-13-2008 08:15 PM

jep, good luck, man

pr0 02-13-2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 13772677)
I've never understood - and is why I absolutely never believe - anyone who posts they are a SEO expert and offers their services. If they were any good and legitimate, they'd put gallery after gallery in the top spots with their own referral codes in them and make bank for themselves.

I envision these people as kids who've picked up a SE submission script somewhere that spams Google and Yahoo and they call themselves "experts"....

not true, some times i'll offer my services in the low to mid xx,xxx range for a small company....as a favor, if i like them

but someone coming on the board selling their services for a couple hundred, or 3-4k a month + health insurance....i would take with a grain of salt

now if he JUST wants health insurance....like (i'll take care of your seo, you hook me up with healthcare) then i would say "ok...ill look into this"

some people are just REALLY into bartering services for goods....especially immigrants

but this guys been here for a while now offering SEO services, i want to say months now....IF HE WAS GREAT...a company would have snatched his ass up by now & held on for dear life

pr0 02-13-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 13772677)
I envision these people as kids who've picked up a SE submission script somewhere that spams Google and Yahoo and they call themselves "experts"....

that is 99.9% accurate of the general population in the industry

there are 4 seo experts I've met in 10 years & we're all friends :thumbsup

Jdoughs 02-13-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13778193)
that is 99.9% accurate of the general population in the industry

there are 4 seo experts I've met in 10 years & we're all friends :thumbsup

I've said before, I think there is maybe 10-15 people I see in the serps (adult terms) who really get it.

V_RocKs 02-13-2008 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pr0 (Post 13778193)
that is 99.9% accurate of the general population in the industry

there are 4 seo experts I've met in 10 years & we're all friends :thumbsup

:thefinger:drinkup:liebe028:

DBS.US 02-13-2008 11:30 PM

I only work with SEO Pro's with a six digit or shorter ICQ number

Vick! 02-14-2008 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RageCash-Ben (Post 13771820)
Dude come one you can't come to gfy calling yourself a "SEO Pro" and not expect to get some shit. Anyone who can rank in the top ten in google/yahoo for terms of their choice does NOT need to apply for a job :2 cents:

I always think the same, but at the very same time I personally know handful of guys who provide their SEO services, and they really know their shit. Most of them are from mainstream though.

May be its their personal preference? Or may be someone don't have enough capital to back the optimization and ranking campaigns? Or may be they are good at SEO, but not smart enough to be their own boss? .. hell lots of possibilities.

:2 cents:

V_RocKs 02-14-2008 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS.US (Post 13778569)
I only work with SEO Pro's with a six digit or shorter ICQ number

Sweeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

I just barely made it!

2012 02-14-2008 02:53 AM

hey good luck with that:thumbsup

who 02-14-2008 03:05 AM

In my experience, anyone who calls themself and SEO PRO has very very limited knowledge of SEO beyond 'links and stuff'.

I've had phenomenal success in the past with my own SEO, but never once have I presumed to say that I am good at it. It changes almost every day.

Otter 02-14-2008 03:43 PM

Ok, so any prospective employers out there that offer health insurance ,its your loss if you choose to listen to a bunch of haters. You have nothing to lose by contacting me and letting me show you my current top 10 rankings on google and yahoo

pr0 02-14-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 13782477)
Ok, so any prospective employers out there that offer health insurance ,its your loss if you choose to listen to a bunch of haters. You have nothing to lose by contacting me and letting me show you my current top 10 rankings on google and yahoo

ya know what he's right....you have ZERO to lose by hitting this guy up & having him prove to you he's a pro

he could possibly be....just be careful please :2 cents:


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