OMG ..just got a stalker call on my work #
 

BWHAHAHA... this is hilarious.. I just got a call on my work number looking for me ......caller ... "Mr Jake Sweet" .. me.. "Yes, who's calling please ?" ..and then caller.. "Wow .. you have a nice voice" .. me " Uh what can i do for you ?" .. caller " UH yeah .. Hi, I am just looking for some entertainment....lissspppp " ... me.. excuse me " then the damn call gets dropped before i got to fuck them over a bit ..... it was actually kinda spooky cause the DUDEs voice i swear had a cross between Christopher Walken and bit of ghey mixed in voice .. and it really caught me off guard .. lol..

That was me, but my call got cut off because I have not paid my phone bill because I spent all my money of chloroform, duct tape and a shovel.....I'll see you soon.

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ROFLMFAO .. !! .. nice .. err .. i mean .. aaa... anyone know where i can get some nifty IP bouncing software .. errr

hahaha that was a silly stalker huh! :1orglaugh

doesnt sound very stalkery

I had the wife of I guy I was seeing stalk me. I didnt know he was married.

It eneded with me being chased up the road with this lunitic women waving a golf club.

It was no wonder the poor guy decided to jump the fence.

It wasnt funny at the time but makes a great dinner party story.