One Full Year in Adult and this is what I've Learned!
 

Yup, this February marks my first full year in adult and looking back I've learned a hell of a lot. I'll list out a few of my more remarkable discoveries:

• Blogs can be used for porn and not just posting endless angst-ridden diatribes about Paris Hilton, George W. Bush, Emos, and Furries.
  
• PPC isn't just an acronym for Pokemon Puzzle Challenge.
  
• Content is king.
  
• Gay pays.
  
• There's no money in porn [insert emoticon here].
  
• Pornstars have sex for money, and not just for the blissful enjoyment of on-screen coitus.
  
• Getting hit by traffic is a bad thing if you're a pedestrian, but it's great if you're a webmaster.
  
• There is quite literally a never-ending list of food-related euphemisms for semen, like baby batter, nut butter, and New England man chowder.
  
• Spamming refcodes is lame.
  
• The best converting sponsors are Blazing Bucks, Island Dollars, 21 Sextury Cash and Teen Revenue.
  
• When you start making decent money from your sites, it's tighter than a fat man trying on an old pair of jeans.

Here's to another profitable year for both you and I! :thumbsup

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Awesome how I do well even though I never promote any of those weird sounding sponsors :pimp

thanks for your knowledge

If anyone needs text... Sands is your man.

:winkwink:

:thumbsup

Didn't you just... refcode spam? ;)

This thread derivers...

:upsidedow

Wait, blogs can be useful for something? Why didn't I get the memo!?

haha nice :)

*raises glass*

Cheers Sands you are a damn good guy and heres to many more years of successful business for us both.

sands punched my unborn child :(

:Oh crap:Oh crap

So in one sentence you say its lame, and then do it the next sentence? :error

Which one thing I've learned in 12years in the biz, its not lame if its relative to the topic...:pimp

Just when you think I'm zigging, I zag!

:hitit

Thank you sir!

Hi munki! You should stop by the room and chat a bit. :thumbsup

Hope yo have another great year.

congrats on the good year you had

Can't get one past you! :1orglaugh

good for you :)

i made 0 dollars in porn last year
roh roh

Oh noes! Just follow Sands' patented "Make M0ney in Pr0nz" process:

Step 1 - Register a sexy domain name.

• Good: SuperHotPornChicksSuckingDicks.com
• Bad: WeWillInstallSpyware.com

Step 2 - Sign up with a reputable sponsor that maintains a rich portfolio of paysites.

• Good: Jenna Cash
• Bad: Zango

Step 3 - Add promo materials to the site.

• Good: Free hosted galleries, odd sized banners, "join now!" links.
• Bad: One 1280x1024 image that's a close-up of a butthole, and nothing else.

Step 4 - Create entertaining text that SE's will devour and surfers will enjoy.

• Good: "Jenna Jameson is a household name, so be sure to invite her into your household so you can watch her doing what she does best: sucking cock, getting fucked, and taking uber-loads of sticky spooge at ClubJenna.com!"
• Bad: "Hi frend! You buy these pills make ur womans big with pleasure at your huge sized dik! Be shark not little fish, clck here!

Step 5 - Make sure your new site doesn't go stale, and always add new features and content to keep the end-user experience fresh, novel, and enjoyable.

• Good: Daily updates, POTD and MOTD plugins, and polls.
• Bad: Merciless parades of pop-ups, redirects to installers, and endless circle-jerking.

With these simple five steps you'll gain $9,000 to $10,000 or 1 to 3 inches in a matter of months! :thumbsup

good job dude :thumbsup

Ha its been a year already.

congratz to the winners?...........

Good stuff

Hey I converted that pic to text...

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Haha, yup! It seems like only yesterday I was bugging you in #gfy about "OMG WHAT DO I DO ABOUT 2257, HELP HELP!" :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

Congrats to your year and all the best. :thumbsup

To think I could of squashed a now productive webmaster a year ago with some simple propaganda, but nah instead I tell you that your not charging me enough.

is SuperHotPornChicksSuckingDicks.com available?

:winkwink::upsidedow:1orglaugh:)

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/2...obvious3ad.jpg

Sounds like good year you and Marty had together..:-) Hope 2008 is our turn..:winkwink:

:1orglaugh

you have learned a lot... now CLICK sig!

you are lame :winkwink:

I like that:thumbsup:1orglaugh
[QUOTE=Sands;13767393]Just when you think I'm zigging, I zag!

Get off my sponsor list pal!

Get off my sponsor list pal!

Welcome to the club. Here's my ticket if you want to use it:

http://www.ludlowpress.com/images/loserclub_ticket.gif

http://www.thereisnomoneyinporn.com/tinmip_guy.jpg

:):):):)

If you are always this witty, then I'm definitely worse off for not catching more of your posts. I'll be on the lookout now

Congrats for one revolution around the porn-sun :thumbsup

Congrats on your first year in the biz. Good to see you've had some success.

Thank you! Mark Twain once said, "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." I'm not sure how this statement is relevant to this thread, but I copied it from one of those famous quote websites to sound sophisticated and intelligent.

Hi Rami! I was just talking to an associate about how he'd be nuts if he didn't sign up with ExoticGold and promote Extreme Ladyboys because that's money in the bank.

Haha, yeah. Imagine if I didn't stick with adult... I'd probably be working a 9-5 job that pays twice as much and offers benefits. I shudder to think. :1orglaugh

Well, it was a long and tedious process. Really, when you have a dream you need to stick with it, work toward it, and never compromise. Some people aspire to be firefighters, police officers, presidents, and successful entrepreneurs as young children, but I pined to be the sexiest fat man alive. I strove, determined, to this goal and it's nice to know the ladies appreciate it. :kisskiss

Thanks everyone! You're so very kind. :thumbsup

Congrats. 1 year for pornbilly too.

That's a lot of learning! And congrats on your anniversary! :winkwink:

!!! Copyrighted by Kurt Vonnegut !!!

hehe good post

glad to have you on our team!