i was walking round town buying some stuff for my girlfriend for valentines when a fucking bird shit right on my fucking head, Man i was pissed off.
made me wanna fly up there and lay the biggest shit on that fucking bird ever!!!
its meant to be good luck getting shit on by a bird but funnly enough i don't really see it as good luck, more fucking annoying!
next time i see this mutherfucker he's dead


made me wanna fly up there and lay the biggest shit on that fucking bird ever!!!

its meant to be good luck getting shit on by a bird but funnly enough i don't really see it as good luck, more fucking annoying!
next time i see this mutherfucker he's dead









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