HOT NEW DATING site ( best ever JAILBAIT $200 pps)
 

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/browse.html

Dating site for guys that wanna meet chicks in jail.
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p.s. if anyone is looking for me on icq i will be on that computer later tonight

Love the slogan...

"The nagging stops when the bars slam shut"

hahahaha

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/profiles/faq.html

Im pissing myself laughing

LOLOLOL...

"Convictions: Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person."

"Convictions: Murder but it wasn't like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz."

"Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat!"

And they keep coming!

Is this shit for real?!

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hahahahahhahaha this is too fucking funny :1orglaugh

LOL LOL LOL

If you're anything like us, you're controlling. With Conjugal Harmony, we take out the guess work. You don't have to hire a private detective to know where your spouse is, who they're hanging out with, or ever wonder if you're being cheated on. By marrying a convict inside the prison system you can rest easy knowing that the state is looking out for you, and that you will be free of the nagging, shopping trips and extra-marital oversight so stifling to your relationship.

of course not, but its pretty funny nonetheless

Definitely funny...

a couple made me go "oh, shit," though... like:

"Arson but it turned out his kids were in there so they said two counts murder one."

And a bit of Sunday morning naivete kicked in, I guess. :)

Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you.

not funny.

...Convictions: I kill a man what who raped me but dna said he didn't so it was murder.
oh shit!

She says she's fucking hot dogs right now for her sexual pleasure so a lot of webmasters will seem like Lex Steele to her when she gets out.

http://www.conjugalharmony.com/profi...s/biglady7.jpg

Name: Brass1s

Age: 28

State: California

Convictions: Driving under the influence, reckless endangerment, parafanalia possession, and drug possession a couple times. Manslaughter a couple times too and one they said was murder.

Favorite hobbies in prison: Hot dog night is pretty much all I have to look forward to anymore. I also made a special waist band device for the purpose of intimacy that uses a hot dog and it works pretty good. I have t hide it though cuz they don't let that.

Why I deserve another chance: I don't but maybe you could gimme a reason to.

Cool! I want to hook up with "Stabberella"!

ha - that site is the work of a GFYer - actually he's right in this thread.

lol hahahah yay

Name: Scrappy4Life

Age: 20

State: California

Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.

Why I deserve another chance: I deserve a husband because I deserve kids and we're allowed to have them if it's with a husband. I'm good with kids usually except that one time and I could be the best locked up mommy in the world.
:eyecrazy + :conehead = :spawn then :BangBang:

LOL crazy bitches!

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LOL... and the laughs keep coming with this one:

I'm seeking: (pull-down menu on sign-up with following options)

-30 Day Trial Marriage
-60 Day Marriage
-120 Day Marriage
-1 Year Marriage
-Life Partner

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From the FAQ:

"Can I have more than one wife in prison?

All states within the country have laws prohibiting polygamy, but there is not a national registry that tracks such things. In theory, one could have an incarcerated spouse in all six of the states that permit conjugal visits, as well as one or more additional spouses who are not in the prison system. Such behavior would be highly unethical, moderately illegal, and recommended only to interstate truckers, airline staff, and those who have the ability to fully reap the benefits of such an arrangement. While we can not endorse such behavior, we would not be aware of it unless you told us it was the case, and we'd have to recommend you only select one of our Lifer packages in order to insure that none of them would be released unexpectedly. "

Help, my "wife" is about to be released from prison! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What a joke

Hahaha, great stuff !

This is gonna go viral real quick. Funny shit!!

some are very cute and very scary lol

Yeah, these chicks know ALL about viral, I bet!:Oh crap

lol.. that made my day