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Compdoctor 02-09-2008 11:52 AM
You might be a REDNECK if...
 
...you have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

Babaganoosh 02-09-2008 12:04 PM
You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.

KILL_FRENZY 02-09-2008 12:36 PM
indeed :)

Compdoctor 02-09-2008 02:08 PM
...your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

Dvae 02-09-2008 02:11 PM
...you can whistle through your tooth.

Eriic 02-09-2008 02:12 PM
If you blow your nose in your underwear and wipe your nose on your shirt sleeve, cause that's your upbringings.......

scarlettcontent 02-09-2008 02:20 PM
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws..... :)

sortie 02-09-2008 02:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Compdoctor (Post 13759205)
...you have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Problem here!

Based on this I am evidently fantasizing about becoming a redneck. :helpme

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-09-2008 02:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13759235)
You might be a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is funny.
or know all those "you might be a redneck" jokes..

pornask 02-09-2008 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaysin (Post 13759637)
or know all those "you might be a redneck" jokes..
:thumbsup

Eriic 02-09-2008 02:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 13759235)
You sleep with your mother like I do!
:( That is sad and DisGusting:warning

BJ 02-09-2008 02:47 PM
you just signed up with aol.

Eriic 02-09-2008 02:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 13759337)
You marry your fathers first wife like I did! When I say she is a hot momma I ain't just whistling Dixie!
Yikes:( you are disturbed.......:warning

D 02-09-2008 02:54 PM
...your front porch collapses, and it kills more than 5 dogs.

Babaganoosh 02-09-2008 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eriic (Post 13759556)
I love the cock. I can't get enough throat yogurt. Please facefuck me, sir.
I have nothing against your lifestyle but must you bring it up in unrelated threads?

DateDoc 02-09-2008 03:19 PM
....if your dad's cell number has nothing to do with a telephone.

Eriic 02-09-2008 05:58 PM
If Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies turns you on

Forest 02-09-2008 06:26 PM
Im in Alabama right now and let me tell you there are 1 or 2 rednecks here

:helpme:1orglaugh


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