Only a Maryland Blonde...
 

Sometimes I miss Annapolis... :winkwink:

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A blind man walks into a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
<BR>The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something:
(1) The bartender is blonde.
(2) The bouncer is blonde.
(3) I'm a 6 feet tall, 200 lbs. blonde with a black belt in karate.
(4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a weightlifter.
(5) The lady to your right is a blonde and a pro wrestler.
Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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