A Guide To Bra Removal
 

A Guide To Bra Removal

Objective: To disengage said bra without looking like an idiot.

What You Need:
1. Girl with bra
2. Two functional hands
3. Common sense

Techniques:
1. "The Houdini Hug": Using sleight of hand, place arms around girl and unhook bra. Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"
2. "MacGyver's Off The Shoulder Slide": An alternative method to use after 10 minutes of unsuccessful hugging.

Do Not Use: Scissors, blowtorch, pliers, wire strippers, cutlery, black magic, staple remover, chainsaw, brute strength, CB4, set of lock picks, or chisel and hammer.

Warning: When removing a bra, do not say the following:
1. "I really want to thank you for this."
2. "Dammit! I thought they were bigger."
3. "Do you have any cereal?"


((disclosure - not my writting - found it on AFF))

Two hands? LOL

Keep practicing...

((from the same profile))

OK, THIS IS IMPORTANT SO PLEASE READ. THE SWINGING LIFESTYLE IS MEANT FOR FUN AND PLEASURE, BUT AS OF LATE I'VE SEEN AND EXPERIENCED A LOT OF THE NEGATIVES OF IT. I TOOK 6 MONTHS OFF FROM SCHOOL TO TOUR THE COUNTRY TO MEET NICE PEOPLE FROM THIS SITE AND OTHERS, AND I HAVE DONE JUST THAT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I'VE MET SOME REAL WORMS.

1. MEN THAT ARE MARRIED, OR IN A RELATIONSHIP THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE A BRIGHT IDEA AND SET UP A MEETING BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND YOUR OTHER, IT WOULD HELP YOUR HEALTH GREATLY IF YOU LET YOUR PARTNER KNOW ABOUT THE MEETING!!! THE NEXT SMART GUY THAT SETS UP A MEETING WITH ME AND HIS WIFE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THE MEETING WHEN I GET THERE IS GOING TO BE MISSING TEETH, FOR LYING TO ME, AND WASTING MY TIME!!!

2. THE NEXT TIME I FIND A HIDDEN WEB CAM, A CAMERA THAT IS USED TO BROADCAST OUR ACTIONS THAT NIGHT, SAME AS BEFORE. I SUGGEST YOU BY A MOUTH PIECE BECAUSE I'M HITTING YOU THERE.

3. MEN WHEN I AGREE TO MEET YOU WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTER LEAVE IT AT THAT. DO NOT CALL ME BEHIND YOUR WIFE'S BACK TO GET WITH ME 1 ON 1 THATS CALLED CHEATING!!!

4. DO NOT ARGUE WITH YOUR PARTNER IN FRONT OF ME, THAT IS NOT ONLY RUDE BUT RUINS THE WHOLE MEETING, LEAVE PERSONAL PROBLEMS AT HOME PLEASE. THIS LIFESTYLE WAS MEANT FOR FUN AND PLEASURE.

5.MEN, HAVE RESPECT FOR YOUR WIFE OR GIRLFRIEND AND DO NOT PUSH HER INTO ANYTHING SHE DOES NOT FEEL COMFY WITH, JUST BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE YOUR FANTASY DOESN'T MEAN IT'S HERS.

6. A LOT OF MARRIED MEN NEED TO CHECK THEIR EGO'S AT THE DOOR. YOUR WIFE LETS YOU PLAY WITH WOMEN, BUT YET YOU DON'T TURN AROUND AND GIVE HER THE SAME PLEASURE OF BEING WITH ANOTHER MAN, THATS JUST SAD, IF I WAS A WOMAN I WOULDN'T STAND FOR IT.!!

7. SINGLE MEN DOWN IN SOUTH FLORIDA STAY AWAY FROM PLACES LIKE THE TRAPEZE AND MIAMI VELVET THEY ARE JUST STEALING YOUR MONEY. WE PAY 75.00 OR MORE TO GET IN WHILE A SINGLE FEMALE PAYS 10.00 TO GET IN. GO TO HARRISON'S WINE BAR IN HOLLYWOOD, FL. A GREAT AND COZY BAR, AND THEY AREN'T TRYING TO ROB YOU BLIND.

((and more))

THIS GOES TO ALL THE CHUMPS, SCUM, AND GUYS WITH NO CREATIVE MINDS OR SOCIAL SKILLS WHO THINK THAT STEALING EITHER PART OF MY PROFILE, ALL OF MY PROFILE AND MY PICS WILL HELP THEM GET LAID. FOR ONE, I HAVE JUST TO MANY FRIENDS ON HERE FOR YOU TO GET AWAY WITH IT, SECOND, EVEN IF YOU DO GET AWAY WITH IT AND EVEN IF YOU HAPPEN TO GET LUCKY ENOUGH TO MEET SOMEONE WELL THEY WILL SEE THAT YOUR A FRAUD, A LYING SACK OF SHIT BECAUSE THEY WILL BE EXPECTING A GRIZZLY BEAR AND THEN A LITTLE POODLE SHOWS UP INSTEAD!! WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THEY ARE EXPECTING A 10 INCH WEAPON OF WAR, AND YOU PULL OUT A LITTLE WATER PISTOL INSTEAD???? IT AREN'T THE WORDS THAT MAKE ME WHO I'AM BECAUSE EVERYDAY I RE-INVENT MYSELF. BY THE TIME YOUR DONE COPYING AND PASTING MY PROFILE ONTO YOURS YOUR ALREADY OUTDATED. EVOLUTION IS THE KEY, ESPECIALLY ON SITES LIKE THESE EITHER YOU ADAPT, EVOLVE OR GET TOSSED TO THE WASTE SIDE. BUT UNLIKE YOU DUMMIES WHO HAVE TO STEAL OFF OF ME, YOU WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE AS MOST INTELLIGENT COUPLES AND WOMEN WILL PASS YOU BY, THE SAME WAY EVOLUTION HAS PASSED YOU BY!!!!

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Damn those things are much more saggy than i thought...

i just grab and swing untill she falls out the bra :thumbsup

lol... but why would any one need two hands?

my gf takes off her bra every night...

its really sad that you men still need TWO hands lol

all you two-hand-haters, don't be so rude, webmasters need to start SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!

I'll give ya that, but by the end of my first relationship, I was already removing bras with no hands... just teeth. :)

"black magic" - Lol.

Two hands? I need two fingers.

Boring........

I'm really surprised that your little tutorial didn't include "The Advanced Houdini".... aka, the finger snap.

Two hands?

If you can snap your fingers, you can remove a bra.

I just remove bras with my mind. I can bend spoons too.

>Try to refrain from saying, "Ta-da!"

HAHAHAHA :) That would make me laugh pretty hard.