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.~. 02-04-2008 06:54 PM

Do you have a "Secret Sex Parner"?
 
I'm talking about someone who you keep a secret from everyone. You might only let her suck your cock when you are really drunk and you never mention her to anyone.

Maybe she is a bit chunky or her face is sort of busted, but she sucks you like her life depends on it.

Any SECRET sex slaves? If so, why exactly do you keep them a secret? Are you embarrassed by the secret sex slave? Are you married or in a serious relationship?

If you pay her, she doesn't count.


Thank you!

LiveDose 02-04-2008 06:55 PM

No but I used to have several 'fuck buddies' (chicks) when I was single and living in NYC... Good times.

CurrentlySober 02-04-2008 06:57 PM

why? are you offering your services?

DatingGold 02-04-2008 06:59 PM

I wouldnt consider posting it on GFY being a secret for long

_mC_ 02-04-2008 06:59 PM

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YO MAMMA!!!

.~. 02-04-2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 13740053)
No but I used to have several 'fuck buddies' (chicks) when I was single and living in NYC... Good times.


How exactly do you establish a "fuck buddy" relationship? I know a girl who was convinced by a guy (both were married) to establish an "oral sex" relationship - only. NO kissing on the mouth or whatever, just oral sex. She would blow him silly and they have kept it "secret" for YEARS. I want some girl to secretly blow me whenever I need to be blown and not ask me to talk to her or hang out with her or spend money on her.

.~. 02-04-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 13740058)
why? are you offering your services?

NO WAY! The last time I tried to set up a secret sex relationship, it ended up that the "girl" I thought I was talking to was really Juicy D. Links. He met me a few times while he was wearing makeup, a wig and a skirt. He always arranged for us to meet where the lighting was very low. Sure, we went at it a few times, but I eventually noticed that he was a "guy" and I immediately called it off, after a few more meetings!!!

Zverka 02-04-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGuyInTheCorner (Post 13740058)
why? are you offering your services?

LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SexualDragon 02-04-2008 07:14 PM

If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.

halfpint 02-04-2008 07:18 PM

My secret fuck buddy is my hand and its the safest way, It never tells anyone when we have sex :winkwink:

Zverka 02-04-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13740100)
NO WAY! The last time I tried to set up a secret sex relationship, it ended up that the "girl" I thought I was talking to was really Juicy D. Links. He met me a few times while he was wearing makeup, a wig and a skirt. He always arranged for us to meet where the lighting was very low. Sure, we went at it a few times, but I eventually noticed that he was a "guy" and I immediately called it off, after a few more meetings!!!

are you a ghey :Oh crap

Jace 02-04-2008 07:20 PM

nope, I am married

L-Pink 02-04-2008 07:21 PM

Isn't that called a glory-hole?

Bojangles 02-04-2008 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13740142)
My secret fuck buddy is my hand and its the safest way, It never tells anyone when we have sex :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

My hand had a headache right now. :(

halfpint 02-04-2008 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bojangles (Post 13740158)
:1orglaugh

My hand had a headache right now. :(

:1orglaugh

Yeah I lost count the amount of times my misses used that one in the last 25 years that we have been together "headache" not to have sex with me..lol at least your hand is always willing and it dont give you babys in return:)

Jace 02-04-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13740167)
:1orglaugh

Yeah I lost count the amount of times my misses used that one in the last 25 years that we have been together "headache" not to have sex with me..lol at least your hand is always willing:)

i have been married almost 10 years and never ONCE have gotten any sort of "headache" response to having sex LOL

maybe you're doing it wrong?

I know the one place to bite on my wife that instantly gets her in the mood, even when she says she isn't

.~. 02-04-2008 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultish (Post 13740145)
are you a ghey :Oh crap

x

HOW DARE YOU!

I told you he tricked me! He was wearing makeup and a skirt and a wig!

I'm looking for the super HOT 23 year old chick, who every man wants and she wants to secretly be my sex slave. Ok, how do I set that up?

Jace 02-04-2008 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13740167)
it dont give you babys in return:)

got this when I was 29

http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/sex/c...bank/0124a.jpg

best decision ever!

halfpint 02-04-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 13740173)
i have been married almost 10 years and never ONCE have gotten any sort of "headache" response to having sex LOL

maybe you're doing it wrong?

I know the one place to bite on my wife that instantly gets her in the mood, even when she says she isn't

lol I think its because I have a small weiner or something but for the first 5-6 years it was good then it just went down hill and the worst thing now is all I get at night time is snoring from her :Oh crap

.~. 02-04-2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 13740152)
nope, I am married

Yes, I understand what you are saying.

Be defiant and keep it a secret.



Jace has never cheated on his wife, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jace - just e-mail me the details of your secret sex relationships! THANKS DUDE!








Was that ok?

halfpint 02-04-2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 13740178)
got this when I was 29

http://www.mhhe.com/socscience/sex/c...bank/0124a.jpg

best decision ever!

ouch that looks painfull:( After we had two kids my misses had her tubes cut so we couldent have any more sprogs

.~. 02-04-2008 07:41 PM

Why not just have the entire nut sack cut off if you aren't going to use it anymore?

Isn't it like carrying around an unloaded gun for protection? Why even carry it. It must be heavy and won't do shit when you need it most.

Zverka 02-04-2008 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13740176)
x

HOW DARE YOU!

I told you he tricked me! He was wearing makeup and a skirt and a wig!

I'm looking for the super HOT 23 year old chick, who every man wants and she wants to secretly be my sex slave. Ok, how do I set that up?

Are you sure he/she/it was JDL?
You've mentioned "the lighting was very low". How did you recognize him/her/it ;)

At least you can try craigslist ;)

Zverka 02-04-2008 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by .~. (Post 13740223)
Why not just have the entire nut sack cut off if you aren't going to use it anymore?

Isn't it like carrying around an unloaded gun for protection? Why even carry it. It must be heavy and won't do shit when you need it most.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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