Mike Vega is annoying twink to travel with..........
 

Everytime we travel he whines and I annoy the hell out of him the whole plane ride. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i need to sit hereeeeeeeee


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We need to pbook Phx Flight homo

find flights ill see ig i can get free ticket but you have to give me a handjob on the pkane

Dude .. i travel like a normal person .. you need a handler .. i'm not the handler .. our last flight you were so fucked up i didn't think they were going to let us on the plane ..lol then you proceeded to drool and say all types of fucked up things to the nice old woman reading the bible next to you ... lol it was 5 hours of hell ...lol sick part is that i'll do it again for PHX ..lol

i dont remember her , i must have been messed up

all i remember is you blowing the male stewardess in the bathroom

Well i got the extra nuts didn't i ..:1orglaugh

I'm lol'ing at the image. :1orglaugh

dude ... it was a fucking mess. i kept trying to sleep and he would wake me up every 4-5 mins and say something really fucked up like "i'm going to jerk off on the lady next to me" .. loud and she would look at us like she was sick .. and she really was reading a bible the entire time. at one point i grabbed him and pulled him close and said dude if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to punch you in the fucking face ...lol that just lead to his asking me every 2 mins if i love him and if i was mad at him ...lol it was a fun 5 hour flight ..:1orglaugh

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For some reason I don't feel this story has been exaggerated.

not one bit of exaggeration ...

ahaha sounds like it was a fun 5 hours...

fuck that!

to be honest i really have no memory of the flight except for landing and then falling asleep in my bed...

i must have really been partying too hard...

i think i remember almost choking on my food i think or something then i passed out again :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mike tried to Bro Rape me btw