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kmanrox 02-02-2008 05:23 AM

Your Hypothetical List Of People You'd Kill....
 
I always said that if I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, in the last months I'd go on an assasination spree offing people who are guilty, but slipped through the justice system... I'm not saying anyone else here is as warped as my US Marine Corps brain is, but let's just HYPOTHECIALLY say you had the same idea, who would be on your list?


Mine (off the top of my head):

OJ Simpson
The Ramsy's
Michael Jackson

qxm 02-02-2008 05:44 AM

britney
the main guy from TMZ
Hugo chavez

Zango 02-02-2008 05:53 AM

In no order:

KB
The guy who leads that one country...
A few personal people I know
A few cops I know
Anyone else who got in my way

Now since we are speaking in hypotheticals, I would probably do more mass killings instead. Blowing up buildings, fight club style, but not empty ones.

Mutt 02-02-2008 05:53 AM

i always wonder why this never happens - there are tens of thousands of people on the planet who know they are going to die within a short amount of time - you'd think some would do just what your crazy ass is thinking about, kill people who have screwed them during their lifetime, kill famous assholes like an OJ. people even when they have little to lose still behave pretty well.

Zango 02-02-2008 05:54 AM

Oh... and I would kill as many Pedos as I could get my hands on. Would probably start my hunt in South East Asia and work outwards from there.

I'd also kill RUDE smokers as I come across them.

Mutt 02-02-2008 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zango (Post 13730874)
In no order:

KB
The guy who leads that one country...
A few personal people I know
A few cops I know
Anyone else who got in my way

Now since we are speaking in hypotheticals, I would probably do more mass killings instead. Blowing up buildings, fight club style, but not empty ones.

KB, as in Kevin Blatt from this industry? he's number #1 on your hitlist?

:helpme

CaptainHowdy 02-02-2008 08:32 AM

Nobody, they will die on they're own eventually...

CuriousToyBoy 02-02-2008 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 13730842)
I always said that if I was ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, in the last months I'd go on an assasination spree offing people who are guilty, but slipped through the justice system... I'm not saying anyone else here is as warped as my US Marine Corps brain is, but let's just HYPOTHECIALLY say you had the same idea, who would be on your list?

I have a list.

:2 cents:

Peaches 02-02-2008 08:39 AM

Just one - my ex-husband. But he's lived such a pathetic life that I think I'd rather just let him keep stewing in his own juices and not risk jail time.

Phoenix 02-02-2008 08:43 AM

i have alist...but wouldnt act on it..as it is not the end of something..rather the beginning

if you have someone on your list, they probably know about you and have told friends cousins brothers etc

so when they die...you can expect someone to come callin

not too mention the whining on gfy that would go on

lol..i keed i keed

VicD 02-02-2008 08:55 AM

Probably you because of making this stupid thread...

s9ann0 02-02-2008 09:08 AM

I think theres much better ways to spend your last days than a killing spree

Scott McD 02-02-2008 09:34 AM

Hmmm, my list will take some time to complete ! brb

EroticistFilms 02-02-2008 09:37 AM

XXXJay so I wouldn't be bored when I get down to Hell.

halfpint 02-02-2008 09:48 AM

Santa Clause because he never brings me nice presents

dready 02-02-2008 10:18 AM

Remember that episode of the Twilight Zone, where a couple gets a box with a button on it? If they press the button, some person they don't know will die, and they will win a million dollars. They agonize over it for days, and then finally one day, they press the button. They win a million, and the guy comes to take the box, and at the end of the episode shows him giving it to some people they don't know... classic!

pornask 02-02-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 13731355)
Santa Clause because he never brings me nice presents

that tard is mean to so many people :upsidedow

Enemator 02-02-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dready (Post 13731417)
Remember that episode of the Twilight Zone, where a couple gets a box with a button on it? If they press the button, some person they don't know will die, and they will win a million dollars. They agonize over it for days, and then finally one day, they press the button. They win a million, and the guy comes to take the box, and at the end of the episode shows him giving it to some people they don't know... classic!

No, they win 200k, tax free :winkwink:

Fap 02-02-2008 10:42 AM

I smell a deaththreat list coming/lawsuit!

tony286 02-02-2008 10:48 AM

if i was going to die, i would travel and party. maxed out all my cards. who wants to spend their last days angry and bitter.

Enemator 02-02-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 13731510)
if i was going to die, i would travel and party. maxed out all my cards. who wants to spend their last days angry and bitter.

I bet your family gets stiffed with the bills though...

SpeakEasy 02-02-2008 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zango (Post 13730874)
In no order:

KB
The guy who leads that one country...
A few personal people I know
A few cops I know
Anyone else who got in my way

Now since we are speaking in hypotheticals, I would probably do more mass killings instead. Blowing up buildings, fight club style, but not empty ones.


KB #1 ??? dude I agree he is a total useless Deuche but #1 to kill? hummm maybe punch in the face, but kill? wow I would think a trol;l Like Lars would be #1.....oh well.:helpme

pornask 02-02-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator (Post 13731521)
I bet your family gets stiffed with the bills though...

:Oh crap

D 02-02-2008 11:12 AM

Not a big fan of the whole idea of capitol punishment to begin with.

Though I could see taking a big dump on a few doorsteps. :)

TheLegacy 02-02-2008 11:25 AM

I try not to be angry at anyone instead I leave it up to karma - besides - I would rather live my last days with those I love than those I hate. If I wipe a few people off the earth, guaranteed there are a dozen more for any one I took out to take their place.


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