Why does my asscrack smell like an Indian man's armpit?
 

And for the record, I havent had sex with any Indian men nor has anything been near my ass (for a good year or so that is!)...

I don't eat curry or alot of garlic.

Why, oh why?

Your suppose to wipe it every so often

Lol...try WASHING it sometimes :1orglaugh

OK, i'll add some more facts for you.. i shower 3-4 times a day and use soap and body wash.. also, i spreay my ass with water after i shit then wipe with shitpaper...

Sometimes a mans soul is just so nasty and bad, you can smell it. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh

Have you got any idea how bad that is for you? :2 cents:
And I'm not talking about the last bit.

Have you tried to stick a tampon there?

If serious, seems this guy got same problem. No idea if there's a solution, haven't read.

http://www.poopreport.com/Ask/Conten...s_per_page=140

pretty impressive that you are able to smell your own asscrack

more importantly why the hell you sniffing indian men's armpits! :Oh crap

You ever tried bleach? May be even Cillit Bang ...

You don't have a bidet ??

you shower 3-4 times A DAY??!?! :helpme

Pack your ass with pizza, everyone likes the smell of pizza.

That cock could do some damage !! :helpme:warning

:Oh crap