INSIDE!! Final Groups XBIZ GOLF TOURNEY!! (let the shit talking begin)
 

Here are the 4somes we have put together so far...

Any questions/changes? If so, please email [email protected]. Registration and final list must be done today by 5pm.

also please send an email to [email protected] if you are taking the bus and which hotel you are at so I do not leave your ass.
Bus Schedule:
Roosevelt 8AM-8:10AM
Magic Castle 8:15AM-8:25AM
8:30 AM on the road

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NOW LET THE SHIT TALKING BEGIN!

Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux - Not Paid

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg ? NOT PAID

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman

Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes ? NOT PAID
Ben Lehman ? NOT PAID

Group 10
AVNChris - Chris Lebrun
Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale

Group 11
1. Jason C
2. Jerry Lewis
3. Scot Wallach
4. Jeff Southworth

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see you guys there:thumbsup

always a pleasure JFK:thumbsup

I think the winner will be any team that Shahan and Camz Dan is on. Even though Poppy is their handicap. (sorry pops)

It's a lock.

I am taking bets on this. If you want in, ICQ me, I have the Golf Book standing by.

Put your house and barn and Mercedes notes on Shahan's team.

time to do some winnin

Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

Good Strong Solid Team. Should be in the top 3


Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

2-1 favorite to win it all. Poppy will win the longest drive competion. Mitch will win the most hot dog contest.

Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux - Not Paid

These guys will have fun on the course. The golf police will come after Dominic for not paying though, so it might be a distraction.

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

Not enough info to comment on.

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

This team will win something for sure. Probably closest to the pin.

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg ? NOT PAID

With Hugo on this team, this is a team to watch out for. More cigars will be smoked by this team more then any other. Also Golf police will be coming after Jon Berg for not paying. Look for Caza to come in 2nd in the longest drive contest. Hugo will win a prize as well.

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman

This team is a winner already, because they only have 3 people in a foursome.So they will be a threesome. Get down Chris. Watch out for these guys.

Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Not enough info to comment on.

Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes ? NOT PAID
Ben Lehman ? NOT PAID

Golf police, Swat Team. Atf coming after this team for not paying.

Group 10
AVNChris - Chris Lebrun
Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale

This team will be just there for the free lunch. They should just hang out with JFK and take pictures. J/k They will win something too...

Group 11
1. Jason C
2. Jerry Lewis
3. Scot Wallach
4. Jeff Southworth

Not enough info about these guys to comment on.

That is my take on this golf tourney.. Good luck everyone!

Tell those deadbeats to pay up......

Looking forward to this!

just waiting on Dom and Berg at this point..

My bet is on #6, not because of Caz (hehe), but Hugo can play some good ass golf

uhhhh I am in there too

you should join the 3-some and get some practicing for the panama tour that is coming up :-)
Bjorn

yes that was to you Gary! and thank you for believing that we'll win something :)

At least our 4-some got the lone female.

Everyone else enjoy the sausage-fest!

- Moffitt

Fore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yah. i didn't forget, i just wanted to wait for you to reply so i could say that if you can keep your clubs out of the trees you will have a great game.

does poppy know that low man on the totem pole has to be the guy to climb in the tree to get your clubs out?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I do not hit the trees anymore...

Yeah - I planned it that way cause I like you. I wish we had more girls playing.

We should go on a recruiting drive for more women next time.

Come to think of it half these guys play like girls anyway.

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BLOW ME:upsidedow

I agree... bring some models

you are too funny man

We now have 2 more signups so we need 2 more golfers to make them a 4some. Tell your friends.

Here is the updated list. We need to more players to round out another 4some and registration ends at 5pm PST today.

Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman
Adam Marpet





Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber



Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes – NOT PAID
Ben Lehman

Group 10
AVNChris - Chris Lebrun
Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale

Group 11
Jason C
Jerry Lewis
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth

Group 12
Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman

Mitch I know your clubs dont end up in trees but I was wondering why you always bring tees with you when looking for a lost ball and all of the sudden behind a tree you hit a monster.... now I know you tee it up in the shit:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp

you busted me

everyone is PAID we need two more gophers tho!!:1orglaugh

I'll be be in meetings all day tue hehe https://youtube.com/watch?v=1asa8v2KWng

love that lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


get em bergy!!!!!!

BUGABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

lets get Shabu Shabu at Kojis like last year before the show. i invited aria and aimee and raven and lia to come tooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! and jjslimmm

LOL - Moffit I always like your priorities. See you Tuesday...:thumbsup

SHABU SHABU I AM IN!!!:thumbsup

great! i just talked to raven. dont mean to threadjack.

back to the topic at hand.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think our group has an excellent chance of winning it all this time! My back is ALMOST back to normal (should be good come Tuesday) and knowing that Poppy is on the other contending team - it will be a breeze!

woot

So.... registration is closed Harmick came in last minute. Now we will have 3 - 3somes. This is going to be a blast and here is the final list.

Group 1

Mitch Farber
Dan Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

Group 2

Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux

Group 3

Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor


Group 4

Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
Johnny V

Group 5

Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
VS Chuck

Group 6

Ycaza Thrush
Hugo Ohira
Mike Hawk
Jon Berg

Group 7

John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman
Adam Marpet

Group 8

Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Group 9

CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes
Ben Lehman

Group 10

Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale
Jerry Lewis

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell

Group 13

Chris Lebrun
Lange Palmer
Jason Clements

Thanks man, as long as we remove the erasers from team "6" carts :1orglaugh:1orglaugh then we are in good shape. We will do our best, and we will have a lot of fun.

ok

1. Mitch's balls do not go high enough to get in any tree.

2 he does not eat hot dogs. he will have Sarah make sandwiches then slow the entire field of players down while he hands them out or waits to have them delivered :)

3. Models I think that Chuck should bring some girls. He has more girls then any one and should share more.

4. I will win the longest dive contest. (quickly changing my ball with poppy's)

5. because I am humble (LOL) My money is on group5 if they can stay sober long enough to get through 18 holes. or see the fog from the cigar smoke screen being laid down by CaZ anf those guys.

6 the sleeper on my team is Mitch. Remember that this is his back yard. He plays here 6 days a week. sometimes twice a day.

Looking forward to it.

1. Bite me.

2. You will not be eating anything the entire 4 days you are staying at my house.

3. Yes, chuck should bring the girls

4. You may just win that

5. My money is on our team!

6. I can't even break 90 regularly. I suck and can't hardly find time to play once per week lately. But I do have a nice view.

yes you do have a great view

This is going to be fun...

Come on guys no shit talking?

OK I tried to stay out of this since as everyone knows I am not a trash talker!! :)

I will say that if the team with Dan, Mitch ,Dopey and Sleepy do not win then it's because they choked. Dan is a very good golfer not to mention he has the best spray tan/hi-light combo in the industry. Mitch is one of the most improved players considering he only plays 6-7 times per week. Dopey/Shahan counts an eraser as one of his 13 clubs, and then there's Sleepy/Poppy..... Well he's on steroids.

So it's on bitches bring it!!!!

Much Love :action-sm

Group 1
Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor

feel bad for the taylors
hard to play a 2 man scramble though
3rd place

Group 2
Mitch Farber
Daniel Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

poppy winning long drive last time was a fluke,
I know this cuz the last time we played the mtn course
for a tourney, poppy was my partner and barely missed hitting me.
mitch spends too much time on cell phone.
shahans swing is all fucked up rt now.
dan top 5 candidate for long drive
2nd place.


Group 3
Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux - Not Paid

Norman Bentley?
Ardy is hackin right now.
which dominic shows up?
Bugbee beat shahan today at moorpark!!!!!!!!!!!
5th place.

Group 4
Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
John Van Arnam

a lot of conflict here
as johnny V talks shit all day at bruce
because giants whip pats in SB XLII
back of the pack.

Group 5
Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Chuck T

Hmmm
Chuck hates scrambles.....
will the rest save him?
4th place if they do.

Group 6
Caza - William thrush
Hugo Ohira
John Dunn
Jon Berg – Paid up muhfuggahs

I fuckin love scrambles
i can win the long drive
in fact anyone on our team can
JD has the game of his life as he now understands shotgun start
has nothing to with past exploits.
Hugo!!!!!! The Man, The myth, Straight, long, can putt.
Berg, he may like the fuckin cowboys, but he is ready to shine
The Winners!!!!!!!!!!

Group 7
John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman

2 big hitters and the englishman that walked up a hill (to find his ball)
2 guys in the mix for long drive
7th place

Group 8
Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Not enough info

Group 9
CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes – NOT PAID
Ben Lehman – NOT PAID

Rashan?
sorry, no soup for you.
back of the pack.

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth

jeff, a great guy
harmick has nice clubs
group will be slow while harmick puts on head covers on every club
back of the pack

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell

i love tunde
but they are not winning

Group 13

Chris Lebrun
Lange Palmer
Jason Clements

Don't be behind this crew.
back of the pack.
could luck into the putting contest prize.

I wish I wasnt missing this one. Tunde is going to have to play for the both of us this time around.

I think I must have gone through a box of golf balls last tourney so will spare myself the frustration this time.

Good luck everyone! :)

Now that's alot of shit talking... you needed Hugo just to give yourself a chance. Are you really happy we gave him to you now?

i am going to win the long drive contest.

i like you Airek, but no.

shit playa, i am a pasture pool killer now.

i hit 500 balls a day now. i'm the rocket man.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:pimp:pimp

Well if You (Hugo) can take some time away trolling for lightspeed girls in your 17 year old teen magnet teenybopper car and Caz can pull himself away from the mirror long enough to play golf. You may be able to compete but you also may want to check and see if Mike Hawk is done with his golf anger management classes. No worries about Jon Berg he is too busy watching the Lolita tapes to even pay for his round much less play not that he could anyway.

If we lose to you guys I just may go back to doing cam shows. :)


BTW forgot the "Much Love"

Bring it


lol

ok - Adjusted list no to be changed now... VS chuck had to drop out so we have all 4somes now.

Group 1

Mitch Farber
Dan Hogue
Shahan Ohanessian
Poppy

Group 2

Stephen Bugbee
Norman Bentley
Ardy Akhavan
Dominic Rioux

Group 3

Sean Holland
Scott Taylor
Oystein Wright
Brad Taylor


Group 4

Greg Berard
Brian Iinuma
Bruce Benevento
Johnny V

Group 5

Steven Bryson
Dan Steinberg
Bjorn Skarlen
Lange Palmer

Group 6

Ycaza Thrush
Hugo Ohira
Mike Hawk
Jon Berg

Group 7

John Desjardinis
Christian Amico
Chris Norman
Adam Marpet

Group 8

Vito Roberto
Blaise Verdi
Jim Nitz
Brian Berber

Group 9

CEjim - James Chirillo
Mel Basar
Rashaan Hayes
Ben Lehman

Group 10

Spike Goldberg
Moffitt Timlake
Karen Hale
Jerry Lewis

Group 11

Harmik Gharapetian
Scot Wallach
Jeff Southworth
Jason Clements

Group 12

Dwayne Somers
Dustin Sparman
Tunde Bell
Chris Lebrun