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StuartD 02-01-2008 07:59 AM

Microsoft bids $44.6 Billion to buy Yahoo!
 
http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/?p=7848&tag=nl.e589

Microsoft said Friday that it is making an unsolicited offer of $31 a share, or $44.6 billion, to buy Yahoo in a move that would give the software giant more market share and become a significant threat to Google.

Damn. That's a pretty hefty bid!
But what would become of Yahoo if M$ corrupted it?

Oracle Porn 02-01-2008 08:00 AM

i hope it doesn't happen.

polish_aristocrat 02-01-2008 08:01 AM

seen the headlines as well, sounded strange to me, but they surely know better

maxjohan 02-01-2008 08:18 AM

Yahoo stock up 49% :helpme

notoldschool 02-01-2008 08:23 AM

that is some severe trouble for the adult industry IMO. I can only imagine how they would start fucking up the results.

hateman 02-01-2008 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13726904)
http://blogs.zdnet.com/BTL/?p=7848&tag=nl.e589

Microsoft said Friday that it is making an unsolicited offer of $31 a share, or $44.6 billion, to buy Yahoo in a move that would give the software giant more market share and become a significant threat to Google.

Damn. That's a pretty hefty bid!
But what would become of Yahoo if M$ corrupted it?

already posted, idiot

try ro keep up.

Zorgman 02-01-2008 08:28 AM

Yahoo + Microsoft = Not even close to google.

Google is The ONE!

Jai 02-01-2008 08:31 AM

HONESLTY this is bad for webmasters!

DateDoc 02-01-2008 08:36 AM

FUCK! I just said to a friend a few days ago that Yahoo! stock looked like a good buy. I need to listen to myself and buy. I could have made 10K by selling right now on just a 1000 stocks. Could have, should have........

Zorgman 02-01-2008 08:45 AM

Wish I purchased google stock when they went on the market. Whats it now 800 ?

Scott McD 02-01-2008 08:45 AM

That doesn't sound too good actually...

CaveCreek_Russell 02-01-2008 08:48 AM

Thought this was interesting,

"breaking news" on msnbc website:

"Justice Department 'interested' in reviewing Microsoft's offer for Yahoo"

Not surprising a buy that big would garner govt. attention I guess.

Drake 02-01-2008 08:48 AM

Hmm ain't that something

D Ghost 02-01-2008 08:49 AM

Holy @#$% batman, the rumor came true!

SomeCreep 02-01-2008 08:50 AM

That is a huuuuge acquisition. To put that into perspective, if Microsoft were to sink that $44 billion into the adult industry, they would be able to afford to buy everything. I'm talking EVERY single paysite, every single sponsor program, free site, TGP, MGP, link list, tube site, adult dating site, and every adult entertainment company on the planet, with plenty of money to spare.

hateman 02-01-2008 08:55 AM

Yahoo is fucked.

MS is gonna tank it like everything else they touch.

notoldschool 02-01-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13727037)
Yahoo is fucked.

MS is gonna tank it like everything else they touch.

no shit. Microsoft live search sucks huge balls. Its like googles retarded brother.

Fap 02-01-2008 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13726904)
But what would become of Yahoo if M$ corrupted it?

What do you think microsoft could do that would make Y! corrupt?

QuaWee 02-01-2008 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 13727052)
no shit. Microsoft live search sucks huge balls. Its like googles retarded brother.

Googles retarded brother... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Dynamix 02-01-2008 09:26 AM

M$ will help save that flailing company.. Y! has been on a downward spiral from some time now. You can expect to see the Yahoo UI library go balls to the walls with M$ backing it.. if nothing else, Microsoft has always fostered strong development communities.

maxjohan 02-01-2008 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zorgman (Post 13727001)
Wish I purchased google stock when they went on the market. Whats it now 800 ?

More like mid 500. Watch'em go down the tube or sell now.

No way they are valued at 500 when yahoo is at 30.

It's just fad people, sell google and BUY Yahoo stocks.

I will bump this thread three years from now.

:thumbsup

xxxRumor 02-01-2008 09:36 AM

BAD for adult webmasters, we all know MSN/live does not allow adult ads. If they buy yahoo the same policy could be put in place and say good bye to your yahoo ppc traffic.

cherrylula 02-01-2008 09:37 AM

Yeah and the news is that Yahoo is cutting over 1,000 jobs this month. Sounds pretty hairy.

Fap 02-01-2008 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxjohan (Post 13727227)
More like mid 500. Watch'em go down the tube or sell now.

No way they are valued at 500 when yahoo is at 30.

It's just fad people, sell google and BUY Yahoo stocks.

I will bump this thread three years from now.

:thumbsup

i still have my google shares and its starting to hurt :(

cherrylula 02-01-2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxRumor (Post 13727233)
BAD for adult webmasters, we all know MSN/live does not allow adult ads. If they buy yahoo the same policy could be put in place and say good bye to your yahoo ppc traffic.

Adult brokers are rubbing their hands together right now!

maxjohan 02-01-2008 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13727238)
i still have my google shares and its starting to hurt :(

Sell.. and WAIT.. Buy.... WAIT.. Sell :1orglaugh

Seriously, just sell them and wait.. I had buy Yahoo's now.

:thumbsup

heymatty 02-01-2008 10:34 AM

Hmm I should of bought more yahoo.

D 02-01-2008 10:34 AM

After hearing a few things on the topic, I think Microsoft's ready to enter the search engine market full-force, and by buying Yahoo.com, they're pretty much narrowing down the competition to just one main competitor instead of having two.

Walrus 02-01-2008 12:36 PM

I wonder what would change if Microsoft did buy Yahoo.

PPjohn 02-01-2008 12:56 PM

Intresting

CheneyRumsfeld 02-01-2008 01:08 PM

you mongoloids should have stayed in school at least until the class on antitrust laws.
that deal will never happen.
as it is google is about to get its tits clipped for antitrust.
stay in school kids, you never know when you will need that stuff.

StuartD 02-01-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld (Post 13728333)
you mongoloids should have stayed in school at least until the class on antitrust laws.
that deal will never happen.
as it is google is about to get its tits clipped for antitrust.
stay in school kids, you never know when you will need that stuff.

I stayed in school but my math class never covered antitrust laws. What school did you go to?

CheneyRumsfeld 02-01-2008 01:13 PM

new york city public schools

CheneyRumsfeld 02-01-2008 01:32 PM

quote from the article
"The Justice Department also said it would be interested in reviewing the antitrust implications of the offer, and analysts expect other enforcement agencies to follow suit."
thats all that matters.

Blazed 02-01-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep (Post 13727023)
That is a huuuuge acquisition. To put that into perspective, if Microsoft were to sink that $44 billion into the adult industry, they would be able to afford to buy everything. I'm talking EVERY single paysite, every single sponsor program, free site, TGP, MGP, link list, tube site, adult dating site, and every adult entertainment company on the planet, with plenty of money to spare.

Well i wouldnt sell my sites for $44 billion so there goes your theory.

DigitalDruid 02-01-2008 01:35 PM

this sounds very fishy indeed

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 02-01-2008 02:02 PM

That would be perfect match really.

baddog 02-01-2008 02:08 PM

Wonder what they would do with MSN

Dynamix 02-01-2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13728564)
Wonder what they would do with MSN

MSN sucks balls. I'm hopeful if this goes through they'll keep the MSN brand but redirect searches to query Yahoo's data.

baddog 02-01-2008 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dynamix (Post 13728733)
MSN sucks balls. I'm hopeful if this goes through they'll keep the MSN brand but redirect searches to query Yahoo's data.

You obviously don't do anything on the mainstream side.

V_RocKs 02-01-2008 03:14 PM

How is it anti-trust? They could say that to compete with the behemoth Google has become they need to be just as big and that will only happen if they merge.

Doctor Dre 02-01-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13728564)
Wonder what they would do with MSN

They have live.com too...

Bojangles 02-01-2008 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 13727052)
no shit. Microsoft live search sucks huge balls. Its like googles retarded brother.

:1orglaugh

fuzzylogic 02-01-2008 03:54 PM

wowie wow

KILL_FRENZY 02-01-2008 04:00 PM

I hope this will not happen

baddog 02-01-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KILL_FRENZY (Post 13729049)
I hope this will not happen

Rumor has it that Yahoo has been trying to hookup with Google. This could be a preemptive strike.

GAMEFINEST 02-01-2008 04:20 PM

Still can't touch youtube / google

Diligent 02-01-2008 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13729059)
Rumor has it that Yahoo has been trying to hookup with Google. This could be a preemptive strike.


Now THERE'S something I'd rather like to see..! :thumbsup

My intuition/whatever-you-wanna-call-it tells me Microsoft *needs* to land that deal, or they have a lot of downsizing to do ahead.

StuartD 02-01-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13729059)
Rumor has it that Yahoo has been trying to hookup with Google. This could be a preemptive strike.

Wouldn't that just about give them the monopoly? I mean, I know there's others, like live.com and such.... but seriously, combining google and yahoo would pretty much give them a huge % of the total searches done online... not to mention the groups, and news and other areas they both cover.

baddog 02-01-2008 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 13729809)
Wouldn't that just about give them the monopoly? I mean, I know there's others, like live.com and such.... but seriously, combining google and yahoo would pretty much give them a huge % of the total searches done online... not to mention the groups, and news and other areas they both cover.

Haven't you been spammed by the SEO's that will submit your site to 100,000 search engines?


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