funny email I got
 

I appologize to all who already read this one, but I thought this is too funny not to share it with everyone else:

here it is:



INSTALLING A HUSBAND



Dear Tech support,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,


Tech Support

Very good. But... welcome to 1996 :)

a post by Gotys is a rare event...
nice to see you around ....

Hi Shemp , I am on GFY often, just don't post much anymore, because all I'd have to write would be negative yappings about tube sites ruining our biz...so I rather stay quiete and watch others yapping about it ;)

damn them tube sites

i hear ya ;)

This is what I get to look forward to? :(

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hilarious! :thumbsup

old but still funny :)

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Hi Gotys, I've sent emails/icqs regarding my account on your krawl forum... need someone to activate it so I can post, can you do so when you get a chance, username is VIP. Its been over a couple months I been waiting. Thanks.

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that is a oldie but a goodie