Why are there so many clueless idiots here at GFY?
 

I shouldn't specify here because they are on all of the boards...


But Jesus F'ing Christ Almighty!

Some of you numb-nuts have to ask some of the most mundane bullshit questions...

Can I pee sitting down if I am drunk and still not be a pussy?
Should I keep the same title on all of my blog pages or change them to match the blogs topics?
Should I google for the google patent and answer most of my questions myself or should I still ask you even after reading it because I cannot form an opinion?

It's all about the sig views. Anything to get eyeballs on your (ahem, their) sig.

I just moved out. My mom used to handle this so here goes...

When I take a shit, how do I know it is time to stop wiping?

Whenever the taste is gone.

Can someone help me out?

I drive a taxi and I really want to get into this internet thing.

Can someone perform these services for me?

Buy me a domain with your money. Something you know will be good.
Help me make a blog (actually, you will need to do everything including my first 10 or so posts).
Help me out in trades by linking it for me because I can't do it myself.
Do the plugins too...
Get me content or FHG's because I can't even find the signup link on some of these sponsors... sheesh! Do they want my traffic or not?

When I build sites, how come I get no traffic?

I submitted my site to google and yahoo and I don't get any traffic!

If I change hosting will that tank my PR?

I loaded my page like 10 times a day for a year... How come my Alexa ranking isn't better than 7,000,000?

Do I have to tell Google when I go on vacation?

What if I am planning on leaving the country?

Hey!!! I use to drive a fucking Cab.....


NosMo

Can a sponsor really cancel my account for uploading a full length video watermarked with my blog domain to Redtube?

I drove an airport shuttle.

Salaam aleikum.

I haven't got a clue...

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I think I got shaved 0/452:Oh crap

I take full responsibility for this thread. :)

is there anything faster than 14.4k, i spend the day loading one thread on gfy

I got a lie
A fat fuckin' lie
About a law
Idiots obey
They made it easy
Now cheaters have their way
You hi-di-ho's
You're living on your knees

Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!
Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!

Now there's a time...
But i say non like now
There's a time
Where idiots are bound
If there's a pole
Planted in your back
Then you're a fixture
Not a man

linkhotten

Agreed.. Eliminate sigs and shit might be a bit more business oriented here..

there's too many surfers making a living off of sig whoring... they contribute nothing beneficial business-wise to the community..

for the first few months after i joined, i actually disabled viewing sigs it got so annoying...

at least some of the losers actually say "sig spot" instead of pretending to contribute..

anyone with some whacky assed yearly posting average of 20/day = to me is someone who is not working... AT ALL

LOL

oh shit.. i just realized most of the replies in this thread were from people (previously name "losers" which i cannot edit out) who spend their day on the forum instead of actually working.. LOL

and it's too late to edit my post

LOL

(you guys know it's true, for half of you forum posting is a "sickness" that prevents you from working... i get the same way with RPG games like Warcraft, etc... so i need to just cut myself off altogether when that happens or i can't feed my family...) not LOL... :(

Should I stop promoting a sponsor if I haven't seen any sales in 2 months?

My blog gets 200 hits a month so there must be something seriously wrong here!

yer an asswipe!

LMFAO!

dork! proving my point doesn't help the idiot cause! LOL
:respect (for a spammer i guess)

I hardly call $100 a month sig whoring.

$100 a month?? you lost me.. seriously?? that's all??

honestly.. is that what sig spots go for?? LOL

seriously.. i am clueless about sig prices..

but crap.. i'd need like 2-4k to waste my time with sig spots vs. actual work...

you can't be serious? 100 a month?

if that's what they go for i am simply dumbfounded that people waste their time like that lol...

holy crud... LMFAO!

It all depends... If you post 100 a day and you actually help people you can get more but then you should be looking for an affiliate manager job not a sig whoring one right?

Before all of the surfers got here I could easily sell my sig for a few grand a month. Now I am lucky for a few hundred. I don't whore for the money. I whore for getting V_RocKs out there. I can drop my nick and people know who I am... Since I don't work for a company it is the only way I can get people to recognize me and know my reputation.

It has actually come in handy a lot. It also isn't hard to post 30 to 40 posts in a day and get TONS of work done. Useful when you are in a blah mood and nothing to blog about... Go to GFY.. find a spam me with thread and start blogging about the bitches in the thread... Then bump a few... do something else.. come back.. see someone needs traffic. Pitch it to them. Sell them some domains... bump some threads... not to hard...

i know what you are aying .... and i also know a post count helps with getting respect (business wise here on gfy).. but my point was alot of the idiots just post to post.... or simply post to make controversy... just so they can get their post count up for silly sig spots...

forums are addictive.. and as an example.. right now i should be working... but i am posting here.. lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


there are tons of surfmeisters here. they find gfy through random se searches or on pro pirate blogs and come here.

post count doesnt help at all getting respect. imho. you can only earn respect. theres tons of sig whores here with pretty high post counts that dont own a site, or work for programs, or couldnt even integrate a billing solution to save their lives.

:2 cents:

Hateman... Riptide.... yeah... I can go on...

Or how about those who come in and then go out just as fast....

Madawgz, SOS....

Can someone show me how to post galleries to TGPs like theHun?

lol no the best one was a women who posted on here that her apartment was getting broke into and she was asking if she should call the cops...

So when did you get paroled?

WB!!!

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I really enjoyed a woman that came in here in 2004 and begged us all to stop selling porn to her porn addicted husband. She wanted everyone to ban his IP, name, address, CC #'s, etc...

Thats too funny