BREAKING NEWS!!! TMZ to cover Shane's World Webmaster Streaking Event!
 

For Immediate Release and all that other shit:


Popular Celeb Gossip Television show TMZ, (The Thirty Mile Zone) will be covering the Shane's World Streaking Event on Thursday, Feb 7th at 530am "LIVE" and will have cameramen there to document the activities and interview participating Hollywood celebrities. Alan Whipstat, some big wig from TMZ said "We are fascinated by the innate desire in people to express themselves, and break free of the chains of popular culture and civil sociological constraints placed on us in this day and age by the media and our peers. We commend these people and we think that this thing deserves press. The fact that it involved porn just makes it that much better for all of us. Sex sells after all."



This is Huge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!11



Follows is the announcement for the event. Thanks to XBIZ and the sponsors. We have about 35 runners so far. And not all of them are fat.

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Who: All Xbiz Hollywood Show Attendees. (Badge Required)

What: 1st Annual Webmaster Shttp://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?p=13717893#post13717893unset Boulevard Streak!

When: Thursday, Feb 7th 530am

Where: Sunset Boulevard - Roosevelt Hotel to Bill Cosby's House

Why: To celebrate oneness with the natural celebrity element

Streaking Defined:

1. To form streaks.
2. To be or become streaked.
3. To move at high speed; rush.
4. To run naked in public, especially as a prank.


Join us as we celebrate life and the Hollywood spirit of unprovoked and unnecessary nudity in the constant and desperate search into who we are as human beings and why we constantly attend trade shows across the globe. Nudity is the most natural form of the human being. It is revered. It is loved. It is sought across the world wide webs by individuals wielding little square plastic cards worth monies for decades. We will celebrate nudity in the human form. We will be free. Most of you will still be drunk from the night before. Some of you will have forgotten your name, but we will bond, we will strip our clothes to the ground and run uninhibited through the cultural landmark which is Hollywood. The journey will begin at the Roosevelt Hotel and culminate at Bil Cosby's house for refreshments and a pool party following the streak. Join us. Be Free. Run Naked.

*Disclaimer* Participants run at their own risk. Police involvement is imminent. Past events have garnered some of the participants short stays in the Hollywood substation of the LAPD. In the event of police interaction we recommend scattering and thwarting the actions of the police by impersonating homeowners in the neighboring boroughs of the Hollywood suburbs. Once you're on private property, your getaway is as good as your story.



Here is a vid of a test run we did on Melrose Ave.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JbNAFz9f8VM

Come one Come all!

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More information is coming as the event develops!!!!

Eriic you have altogether too much time on your hands.....

That being said I nearly vomited in my mouth when I saw this.

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Is that tanker Frank on picturE?

on the contrary. this event has taken me a lot of time to organize. i need it to go off.


i work as fast as a humming bird on three monitors. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. an hour to someone else is like 5 to me.

This should be VERRRRRRY interesting ....

fucking hilarious :1orglaugh

I know Airek has been working hard to get this event going, looks like it's going to be huge

This is getting a bit scary, I'm slowly starting to believe that this event is actually going to happen :1orglaugh

Moe this is real. Would I ever just make something up for the fun of it?

Very nice exposure - pun intended :D

Limited Sponsorships are still available

Platinum - $112,000
Gold - $47,000
Silver - $28,000

The prices should be more that is a huge audience it is broadcasted too, if superbowl is up to 2.7 mil for 30 secs, you should work off those numbers. Great idea man, you really are buckling down over there and maximizing your work day, proud of you buddy.

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man thats great.

Where's PETE

lmfao wow, sounds like it will be fun.

this is going to be scary :Oh crap

In more than one area :)

No, Airek would never steal someone else's content!

Is that wegcash guy in the video ?

That video's too funny. I thought MY ass was white. Geezuz! Nice going guys!

parody of the movie old school.

This should be interesting!

yooooooooooooooooooooooo tmz just talked about us on their show.

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omg you gotta be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA this is classic..

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED TO BE MISSING THIS !!!!

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That would be SOOOOOOOOOOOO worth a night in jail.

:-(

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we will be doing one in Australia.

Mark me the #1 on my right arm and left ball now buddy.

I am SOOOOOO in.

It hurts.

Hey, if anyone wants to fly me over for this I'll run naked with your URL scrawled anywhere and everywhere you can fit it on my naked hairy body ....

Cover flight and bail and I'm good.

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depending on your bushman skills the bail part can be avoided. you see when the cops show up, the group will scatter in all directions, backyards, swimming pools, parks. as a last resort, the hollywood area has ginormous trash cans and curbside recycling cans that can easily hold one CTB or three aireks. they make great hiding places.





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Dude, call the news crews... getting arrested makes for MAJOR coverage.

EVERYWHERE.

SO worth a few hundred bucks bail ;-)

He he

Ah damn, I am jumping and fucking down missing this shit.

I am experienced - done this shit MANY times and fucking love it.

Damn damn damn damn damn damn.

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Fucking love it. 7:30am central? I'll be up watching & waiting :thumbsup

It STILL sucks I won;t be there for this.

I was BORN for this.

I am sure I will shitty for some time ....

:-(

Still unhappy. It's gonna be a LONG few days.

Imagine THIS propping itself against Bill Cosby's front door, after a brisk run down Sunset, surrounded by uniforms and TV camera's with taser use imminent ...

http://www.curiouscash.com/webmaster...anuary2006.jpg

Life is a cruel, cruel beast at times.

:-(

Oh boy. Maybe with that tat on your ass we should end it at Matt Groenigs house instead.

lollllllllllllllllllll

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Moe we should fly lindsay over to have him present the GLBT award.

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LOL

Congrats btw.

Long run, considering Bill Cosby lives in Massachusettes ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Cosby

To bill cosby's house? hahaha

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he has a houe on sunset tooright before UCLA on the left if you're going west on sunset before the 405 and UCLA :winkwink::1orglaugh

if Britney Spears is "on the move" TMZ will drop you like turd of monkey shit.
wish you luck though.

we're lucky, she's on psychiatric hold at the mental ward for a bit. they have gazillions of camera crews anyhow.

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That's the sexiest big man ass I've ever seen!

(except for CuriousToyBoy's sweet ass that is).
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LOL @ the guy always crying about copyright infringement on gfy all day stealing images from the movie old school to do some kind of banner promotion.

parody law.

go read it.

gees man, do you think i don't think about shit like people like you trying to own me? LOL.



god.

wow, you sure got A1rek!!

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NOT!!

What a fucking moron.

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Maybe we can sneak her out and she can go with us. Just keep her away from electric shavers and umbrellas while there are nekkid people around.

I have a special Guest Celebirty runner to announce next week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have had Bam Bam from the Flintstones on the other butt cheek since that pic was taken, so there are options....

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