John Edwards: Bigget pole swallower ever to run for president
 

What a joke this guy is. Did he really think he would win? He should have saved his duckets long ago and headed to Mexico to fuck some wetback chicas. What a sham.

Another one, this Ron Paul guy. What the fuck is he thinking? he is a waste of oxygen and Geritol. he needs to hang up his hat and return to the retirement home that he escaped from.