Lets tell some Amp jokes!!!
 

Amp does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Amp.


Fact: Amp doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.


Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Amp pajamas.


They once made an Amp toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.


Amp can slam a revolving door.


Amp has counted to infinity. Twice.


When Amp does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


Amp's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.


Amp can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.


One time Amp walked down the street with an erection. There were no survivors.

Amp Norris?

I thought the Amp jokes were pretty funny