CRAIGSLIST:I have a GALLON of cum I've been collecting
 

I have a GALLON of cum I've been collecting

Date: 2008-01-27, 9:45PM PST

Hi y'all. So over the past two months, I have been squirting my J/O cum into a plastic milk gallon (jug), it is now FULL!! It sits in my fridge, and I take it out during my nightly sessions, add to the contents and then put it away.

It looks amazing now, and when I pop the lid off, the smell is STRONG.

Is there a woman (or a pair or more!) who would like to play with it?? When I was in Ohio I had a GF with a cum fetish, she was into this sort of thing.

My mind swims (pun intended) when I think of the babymaking potential in that jug (and I have a genius IQ).

Let me know. I'm serious about this! Hate to let all that gloopy sliminess go down the drain. It is the result of 60+ cummings I have enjoyed lately.

PS: I have started getting mail from GUYS about this. NO, not interested at all. Play with your OWN cum! I am looking for a woman who gets turned on by looking at, handling and smelling sperm. They are out there (see my Ohio ref. above).

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/rnr/554065041.html

No shit, I asked that fucking moron if I could buy it as a "surprise" to my "gf" and he told me to :321GFY

at least he haven't said my name:helpme

ewwwwww
I can smell it just by reading his message

and i thought its just me.. :helpme

You know with the amount of bodily fluids and such things as used panties available for sale on the net. A criminal could have a field day and seriously set someones ass up.

Specially since most of us can not afford a lawyer who can effectively argue against DNA evidence.

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See I hope he doesnt drink or ever get up late in the night. That could be the most foul bowl of cereal ever.

That's wonderful.

this thread needs to go ... :throwup

dude I literally feel sick right now from reading that shit, wtf

Kind of adds a whole new meaning to the "Missing Children" thing on the back of Milk Cartons.

Well, when times are tough, you could always save money with the back-up protein in the 'fridge...

Hashaha that its so funny

i have a bucket of my pubic hair which i have been saving it for a long time, anyone want to buy it ? lol i mean what else will people try to sell? jeez

Will be fun if he wakes up in the middle of the night after a night of heavy
drinking stumbling over to the fridge sleepdrunk to lubricate his throat with some milk :eek7

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It's a sick world we're living in.

please don't paste my ads here ¤&/&%(""

His "genius IQ classified ad" made me spit on my keyboard :1orglaugh

Yeah you must have a genius IQ to come up with this idea !!

Location: Milky Way

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damn that shit is disturbing

Let's see, the average ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons. There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon, so at best that idiot claims he spooged almost 400 times in 2 months. I would think that at rate he'd be shooting blanks much of the time. So he's full of shit.

No way he filled a full gallon with only 60 ejaculations!!!

Mmmmm, chunky!

:Buck: