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beerbust03 10-03-2002 11:26 AM

DeerBust03
 
NEWS: Deer jumped off bridge into Durango in Wayzata this morning


This happened the other day. 10/1 , just west of the cities.

What a way to get your deerbust!

O my God how lucky is that driver to be alive..... 200-300 lbs of buck in your front seat.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TDF 10-03-2002 11:27 AM

look at the rump on that fawn!!:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaughhttp://www.dreamache.com/pic08101.jpg

TheFLY 10-03-2002 11:31 AM

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Is God trying to tell me something???????????

beerbust03 10-03-2002 01:26 PM

This thread stays.:BangBang:

Plat 10-03-2002 05:12 PM

lol nice o_0

Lexxx 10-03-2002 06:27 PM

What the fuck???

Ace-Ace 10-03-2002 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lexxx
What the fuck???
That's exactly what that guy is thinking in the picture where he's standin by the SUV...

Brown Bear 10-03-2002 06:30 PM

:eek2

Fro 10-03-2002 06:40 PM

Taken from http://www.detnews.com/2001/commutin...06w-342976.htm

"Statewide, eight people were killed and 2,100 were hurt in car-deer crashes last year [2000]. And wrecks caused $130 million in vehicle damage, raising insurance rates for every Michigan driver. "

I think its time Bush extended his "war on terror" to these domestic "enemy combantants."

MetaformX 10-03-2002 06:44 PM

what could be so wrong in that deers life that he would jump off a bridge and commit suicide like that? I thought deer's had no worries

Fro 10-03-2002 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
what could be so wrong in that deers life that he would jump off a bridge and commit suicide like that? I thought deer's had no worries
http://www.sprucemtn.com/images/deer2.jpg

This would depress the hell out of me if it was somedeer I knew.

beerbust03 10-03-2002 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaformX
what could be so wrong in that deers life that he would jump off a bridge and commit suicide like that? I thought deer's had no worries
I've had venison jerky (mmmm). He was running from the hunters:1orglaugh

TheFLY 10-03-2002 07:27 PM

The deer have declared war on the automotive industry. Bin Laden is behind this -- it's all about the oil.

KingK7 10-03-2002 07:31 PM

I hit a deer once when I was living in Norway.
It was a bit smaller than this one.
It was in the middle of winter, and this thing came running out in front of my car.
I hit it in the ass, and I swear, it bounced like 10 meters (30 feet?) right into the forest again, landed on its feet, and just ran off. Man, never seen anything bounce that hard.
Had to get a hunting team to come out and kill it.

DangerDave 10-03-2002 07:33 PM

Hahaha what a pile of shit!


No blood?
Soil/Dirt on top of car?
Yeah right!

DD

Ludedude 10-03-2002 07:33 PM

That "truck" is built like shit. God forbid you have an accident in one of those things. :1orglaugh

KingK7 10-03-2002 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DangerDave
Hahaha what a pile of shit!
No blood?
Soil/Dirt on top of car?
Yeah right!
DD

I think that guy has some coming out of the top of his head.

Btw, since you are here, thanks for all the great traffic you've sent over the years :)

Lexxx 10-03-2002 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ace-Ace
That's exactly what that guy is thinking in the picture where he's standin by the SUV...
Imagine explaining to the insurance company why his car is totalled... a deer committed suicide and almost took me with him..

Fletch XXX 10-03-2002 08:40 PM

woah

:glugglug

beerbust03 10-04-2002 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lexxx


Imagine explaining to the insurance company why his car is totalled... a deer committed suicide and almost took me with him..

I was actually going to crank call an insurance company and claim this guy was my husband and tell them about the ordeal so I could get an estimate. :1orglaugh

High Quality 10-04-2002 08:44 AM

Um, this has gotta be fake. Where is the news story regarding this, theonion.com?

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 10-04-2002 08:50 AM

I've actually heard that the deer scuicide rate in Wayzata is up about 35% in the past 2 years ... :eek7

beerbust03 10-04-2002 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
I've actually heard that the deer scuicide rate in Wayzata is up about 35% in the past 2 years ... :eek7
And the rates of suicide are rising each year for the poor deer in Wayzata Minnesota. With the taste of Venison being so great, people are neglecting beef in Wayzata. A few deer were not available for comment. Their lying low these days. With the threat of human terrorism these deer are facing dire times these days folks.

This was Beerbust03 reporting:

Over to you Chuck.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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