WTF? All of the sudden, its my turn to be a fucking dickhead!
 

yeah.....I'm sitting here on gfy, just finished posting in the war on scientology forum and my phone rings.
My girlfriend picks it up and brings it to me with a fucking seriously disgusted look on her face. I say hello and from the other end comes the much hated voice of my bitch ex wife. The conversation went something like this:

her - jason, how are you?
me- fine, you.
her- bad.
me- that sucks.
her- yeah.
me- im kinda busy right now R***n, what do you need?
her- I hate to ask
me- then dont
her- look, Ry*n (her new fucking loser) lost his job today..............

Then she proceeded to tell me one of the greatest sob storys I have ever had the pleasure of sitting through. Bottom line, she has no job, he has no job, they have no money and are behind on their rent by a month already on the 1st they'll be behind by 2 months, landlords talking eviction:1orglaugh.
So for some reason she thinks im a fucking atm? Mabey she forgot that thing we got that she wanted called a "divorce" where her and her fucking lawyer fucking destroyed my bank account (Ohio is a 50/50 state) AND my fucking will to live.:error
Here's my thing, I told her I would think about it and get back to her before the first. My girls all pissed that I didnt just say no right away, but I have explaned to her there is no fucking way i'm giving that fucking heartless bitch another fucking penny ever.
So my answer to my ex - no fucking way.:321GFY
My question to all of you: How long would you let the bitch have a glimmer of hope before you told her shes fucked? And, Would you be a dick about it?

you did the right thing.


sink or swim.


thats why i will never marry, and if i do there will be a 5 inch thick prenup.

congrats on saying no.

no i didn't the right thing would have been not getting married to that bitch in the first place:thumbsup

Tell her the extra 10 days you spent on a beach front five acre estate on Maui has you short for the next couple month's. Sorry .... would you like me to send you some photos it was a sick fucking trip.

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yah, but cutting her off will stop her from doing that shit again. :thumbsup:)

Well said guys

I would have laughed and slammed the phone down on her

What a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!! :disgust

My ex knows better than to even ask.

This is the kind of situation that the phrase "Talk to the hand" was invented for.

Seriously, you guys have no idea how long i've waited for her to need something from me. I always knew the next time I herd her voice it would be something like this .We haven't spoke since the last day in court when she laughed at me and told me she was going to enjoy every moment of knowing she got the best of me.
I wonder How she's enjoying thos precious moments now?
this feels like fucking Christmas all over again............

The nerve of some people..... A clean cut has always worked best for me, then stick to it.

let the bitch stew.

Woot woot rock on man!!!

Tell her you don't have the money since you're taking your girl on a 2 week vacation.

What a heartless bitch man. Sounds like you are much better off.

Just be cool and say you don't have the money and leave it at that, no need to torture her although you probably would like to :1orglaugh

Rather cowardly of you. Why did you not refuse monetary support immediately?

Just curious, but do you all have any children together?

If not, then fuck her.

Spite ?noun
1. a malicious, usually petty, desire to harm, annoy, frustrate, or humiliate another person; bitter ill will; malice.
2. a particular instance of such an attitude or action; grudge.
3. Obsolete. something that causes vexation; annoyance.


Apparently you have never dealt with women. Making her stew until closer to the 1st isn't only funny, it's the right thing to do to that bitch.

Call her back and tell her your sending something in the mail to help her. Wait 2 days then mail her a piece of cardboard and sharpy marker with instructions on how to make a "will suck dick for food" sign. She should get the clue from that.
I guess there is a reason my X doesn't call anymore..could have something to do with the baby shower present I sent her after the divorce. It was a nice wire coat hanger. :D

NosMo

Nope, FUCK HER:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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You are in the club.
Think next time.

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To much good shit going on today. These are all some really great ideas.:thumbsup

I just would of said what comes around goes around and hung up the phone.

god damn man, you have just been awarded one of the finest tastes of revenge a man could ever single handedly be given.

Dont be mad, this is like being given angel wings.

Rise Knight, you have achieved victory.

No shit, I feel like Tom Cruise on Opra!
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I would say:

"Before I say yes, let me ask you something. Does this sound like me hanging up the phone?"

Then I would hang up.

If you had kid(s) I'd say yes.

But since you don't, fuck her.

hold out right up until the day her rent is due, tell her you stop by and write a check. show up and change your mind. PUT THEM BOTH OUT ON THEIR ASSES.

Actually at this point if we had kids, the day i showed up to give her the money for the rent i would hand her court papers saying i was going for full custody instead!:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Truly degrading and disgusting sex with her is the answer.

Even if you don't want to.

I would tell her no immediately,why bring yourself to her level?

ditto, the best idea by far. hell i'm tempted to get divorced so someday i can do this.

Put it this way, I didn't grow up rich. Everything I have is because i worked my ass off for it. All she had to do was leave me after 2 years of sitting around doing whatever the fuck she wanted and she got half. I had to sell my house, she got my new fucking car, left me with a piece of shit beater. Destroyed my credit, drug me through a nasty fucking divorce and eventualy when she was done, had led me to one of the darkest periods of my life.
I am a decent individual, and i never deserved that shit.
When we first started the divorce proceedings I tried to settle with her and i gave her a damn good offer. She could have taken it and maybe now i would look differently upon her request. But she didn't and she made an enemy out of me by draging me through the shit.

I could never bring myself to her level. I have a heart.
But I do understand your point........

Call up her landlord and mention that you heard they might have a place up for rent soon. Put the money you would have put towards paying her rent towards renting the place for yourself. grow weed there...

that or go down to the local day labor place and hire a few dozen mexican immigrants to stand on her front lawn luaghing as they lug their furniture out. get one of those airplane message things to spell out ENJOY LIFE ON THE STREETS in the skies as they do so......

Fuck her, the bitch needs a job!
Can we say codependent?

God, I can't stand bitches like this. Tell her to get of her lazy ass and work!
Thank god no kids were involved.

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Lovely. I just might look into that.

I'd wait until the day before its due, late evening, then call and say you have decided you are not going to help her out.
It would be the worst nights sleep for them every knowing they will be evicted in the morning.

She fucked you and got 50/50 from the divorce, what has she done with her share?

Normally I'd say just tell her no up front, but hearing the history you have with her and the joy she took out of taking your money, I say let her sweat it out. It had to take some balls on her part to do this though.

If you want to be a jerk, tell her you will help her out. Don't mention money but just say "I'll help you out, check your mail this week for it". Then mail her a bunch of applications from McDonalds, Burger King, and other fast food establishments.

cool answer :)

Buy them a ticket to Alaska. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No no no... never pick up again!

her level is broke, and behind on rent.

revenge is best served cold.

hm, because he has no balls?

Of course, you could take the higher road and give her some money. You would definitely be the bigger person and would have that over her head for all eternity. Would she have helped you were the roles reversed? I'm guessing probably not.

In that sense, you win.


Nahh you're right, better to serve up that revenge stone cold.

Please. Giving her the money would be a no balls move. Furthermore, a no brains move. I may be wrong but im going to guess that you have never been in a position such as i find myself in now, or any like i have found myself in in the past.
If you have, and you made the decision to help I openly admit to all who see this that you are a better person then me, and im sure karma has something good in store for you.
I on the other hand, dont give two shits and a fuck about the karmic implications i will suffer, if any.
To say i have no balls for doing this is absured. My balls dont even belong in this. This is about spite and revenge that is long past due. I dont need to tell her no, she should no better then to have even asked, let alone think i would help her. She got 50% and has managed to blow it. i dont care how, i just hope it was fun. Cause the future looks mighty cold.
Besides, I dont have to justify myself to you. All i have to say is he who laughs last, has a place to go in the middle of an ohio winter.
Fuck it. Your opinion is duely noted, sir.