Why won't one of you post something intelligent or witty?
 

Or interesting or remotely amusing?

Why?

what happened to the techno viking? :thumbsup

Why don't you?

we leave it up to you, smartass

People bitched that the filesize was too large (3mb)


Ok, here goes:

From the depths of hell, I heard that dull tone, sweet and gentle though it seemed at first, yet sinister, and filled with dread. I did hide my head, and pray to the heavens above to send me deliverance from its foul clutches. Yet though I did protest, its foul tentacles did hover around me, waiting in the air, like the sword of Damocles waiting to destroy me. It was undeniable, it was there, this text message from my ex girlfriend on my phone...


Your turn.

we`re not intelligent or witty ... but dont lower yourself to our level ... you might like it.

i had that one about my throat hurting.. that was kind of interesting?

we were waiting for you.

my last was funny
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=801856

what he said