Thursday's Joke
 

Clinton dies and of course goes straight to hell. When he gets there the Devil greets him and offers him three ways to spend eternity.

They go to the first door and the Devil shows him New Gingrich, hanging from the ceiling with fire under him. Bill says "Oh no! That's not how I want to spend all eternity......."

They go to the second door. The Devil shows him Rush Limbaugh chained to the wall being tortured. Bill says "Oh no! Not for me!"

They go to the third door. Behind it is Ken Starr, chained to the wall with Monica Lewinsky on her knees giving him a blowjob.

Bill thinks and decides, "Hmmm, looks okay to me. I'll take it."

The Devil then says, "Good. Hey Monica, you've been replaced."

bill taking a blow job in hell! lol! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Uhmmmmmm.... I don't think you quite got the punch line....

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haha! :)

Haha, that is awesome.

lol nasty......

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lol thats great

haha good one

an old one :(
for me

lol poor bill..:pimp

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Hahahaha, d'oh!

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lol, Doh!

NosMo

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh that was crazy! poor bill! :1orglaugh

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Did someone invent a time machine I don't know about it or is this a parallel universe? Better go register some domains.

very funny.