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Grapesoda 01-22-2008 07:54 PM

death proof
 
what a boring piece of shit movie. great cinematography though.

garce 01-22-2008 07:57 PM

Oops, thought this was a thread about Keith Richards.

My mistake.

2012 01-22-2008 07:58 PM

that movie kicked massive ass

candyflip 01-22-2008 08:04 PM

The crash scene was brutal.

madfuck 01-22-2008 08:07 PM

that sucks, I'll have to see it for myself to make my own decision though... thanks for the tip off though

nico-t 01-22-2008 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 13684967)
The crash scene was brutal.

couple of good scenes in an overall dragging and boring piece of shit movie doesnt make it right.... i thought it sucked. Watch planet terror, now THATS entertainment!

notoldschool 01-22-2008 08:12 PM

The other half of the movie (zombie) was way better.

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by madfuck (Post 13684972)
that sucks, I'll have to see it for myself to make my own decision though... thanks for the tip off though

15 min of action and 2 hours of useless lame dialog. sure did dislike seeing those great cars fucked up. seriously, total waste of time. I really can't think of a more worthless movie off hand.

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 13684977)
couple of good scenes in an overall dragging and boring piece of shit movie doesnt make it right.... i thought it sucked. Watch planet terror, now THATS entertainment!


those pricks didn't sell them together.

tony286 01-22-2008 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13684947)
what a boring piece of shit movie. great cinematography though.

I agree was disappointed.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-22-2008 08:31 PM

Death Proof will go down as a cult classic for those who are into this type of flick. i for one fucking LOVED the movie. Even though it had an extremely slow start. I think Planet Terror was the far better half of the Grindhouse duo though.

I PRAY THAT THEY MAKE MACHETE INTO A REAL MOVIE EVERY NIGHT!!!!!

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13685032)
Death Proof will go down as a cult classic for those who are into this type of flick. i for one fucking LOVED the movie. Even though it had an extremely slow start. I think Planet Terror was the far better half of the Grindhouse duo though.

I PRAY THAT THEY MAKE MACHETE INTO A REAL MOVIE EVERY NIGHT!!!!!

so watching a couple of chicks talking about not sucking dicks for almost 2 hours really pushed your buttons uh? extremely slow start? how about extremely slow start, extremely slow middle and a car chase at the very end. I'd say that about sums up the movie.

QT fucked you all the way to the hilt dude. no way in hell could he have made that piece of shit without resting on his reputation. we'll see if they ever let him make another movie after that one.

jakethedog 01-22-2008 08:40 PM

I thought they were both boring pieces of shit .. actually liked how it was shot and being a producer do understand how difficult and fun it would have been to make both movies look 70's quality .... but acting, plot and over all take on the shit bags was a fucking 1 1/2 for me .. had a better time routing through my popcorn for the most buttery piece ..

BusterBunny 01-22-2008 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 13684949)
Oops, thought this was a thread about Keith Richards.

My mistake.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Fap 01-22-2008 08:44 PM

i thought the movie was pretty good

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by banthis (Post 13685090)
i thought the movie was pretty good

you use drugs? and BTW I do consider weed a drug.

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 13685070)
I thought they were both boring pieces of shit .. actually liked how it was shot and being a producer do understand how difficult and fun it would have been to make both movies look 70's quality .... but acting, plot and over all take on the shit bags was a fucking 1 1/2 for me .. had a better time routing through my popcorn for the most buttery piece ..

no kiddin', the film was beautiful in every respect. wish I would have had some popcorn to dig around in :(

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-22-2008 09:07 PM

the whole point was that the stories were supposed to be sub-par, the acting crap, the effects cheesy, and the violence high and frequent. if you watched either of them expected an oscar performance you're an idiot. they were exactly what they were meant to be, and if you can't appreciate them for it, go rent 7 years in tibet or something. death proof got off to an extremely slow start, but the pay off was great. senselessly and unrealistic vehicular violence with a very thin plot, which ended in a fantastic chase scene. lots of blood, speed, crashing, exploding, flipping, and death. it was a perfect hommage to grindhouse features of the past, and the cinematography was great...

Grapesoda 01-22-2008 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13685163)
the whole point was that the stories were supposed to be sub-par, the acting crap, the effects cheesy, and the violence high and frequent.


you can slap more words down that fucking war and piece if ya want but the reality is that there is no excuse for poor story telling and even worse film making. death proof is film making at it's lowest. plan B from outer space is a better film than death proof.

everything I have selected from your post could have been laid into a REAL FUCKING STORY by an actual film maker. but don't worry QT won't come in your mouth and the checks in the mail.... and he only stuck the head in right?

L-Pink 01-22-2008 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by garce (Post 13684949)
Oops, thought this was a thread about Keith Richards.

My mistake.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13685261)
you can slap more words down that fucking war and piece if ya want but the reality is that there is no excuse for poor story telling and even worse film making. death proof is film making at it's lowest. plan B from outer space is a better film than death proof.

everything I have selected from your post could have been laid into a REAL FUCKING STORY by an actual film maker. but don't worry QT won't come in your mouth and the checks in the mail.... and he only stuck the head in right?

huh? in engrish plz?

DigitalDruid 01-23-2008 01:04 AM

when did you guys quit smoking a join before you watch a movie????? You guys are getting old..... If the movie rocks, then it rocks..... If it sucked you still had a good laugh at it........ Silly grown ups

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 01:14 AM

people need to watch 'the lost skeleton of cadavre' thats a classy flick...

Kimo 01-23-2008 01:25 AM

i liked deathproof but not the other movie

KILL_FRENZY 01-23-2008 05:08 AM

I should watch it too :)

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo (Post 13685762)
i liked deathproof but not the other movie

really? planet terror was by far the better of the two in my opinion. far more senseless violence. the plot wasn't as cool, but i love zombie flicks, and this was a great one!

pinsv 01-23-2008 05:12 AM

Hitman is cool !

Buzz 01-23-2008 05:22 AM

Death proof is one of the best movies '07 , hands down

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 05:24 AM

i'm starting the make machete a full length feature petition soon!

Grapesoda 01-23-2008 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DigitalDruid (Post 13685720)
when did you guys quit smoking a join before you watch a movie????? You guys are getting old..... If the movie rocks, then it rocks..... If it sucked you still had a good laugh at it........ Silly grown ups

1989 for me.... not any good laughs at all to be honest about it. I really can't think of one funny line in the movie.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13686226)
1989 for me.... not any good laughs at all to be honest about it. I really can't think of one funny line in the movie.

you sound like you'd be a real riot to hang out with :thumbsup :error

DirtyProfits 01-23-2008 06:37 AM

Death Sentence is a great movie.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-23-2008 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DigitalDruid (Post 13685720)
when did you guys quit smoking a join before you watch a movie????? You guys are getting old..... If the movie rocks, then it rocks..... If it sucked you still had a good laugh at it........ Silly grown ups

i like to smoke one before, and then recharge arounf halfway through... :thumbsup

sniperwolf 01-23-2008 11:33 AM

I also thought it was a good one.. well, thanks for the review. :)

SykkBoy 01-23-2008 11:45 AM

Planet terror was my favorite half of Grindhouse, but I enjoyed Death Proof as well. It was a great little valentine to the high octane car movies of the 60s and 70s with little nods to Two Lane Blacktop, Gone In 60 Seconds and Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry amongst others.

I can see where others wouldn't like it. If you don't have a softspot for trashy b-flicks, then you're probably not going to enjoy it as much as those of us who own more Roger Corman movies than some people have movies ;-)

As I kept watching Death Proof, I kept thinking "Man, this feels like a Corman picture". As cool as Kurt Russell was as Stuntman Mike, I can't help but think how much better the flick would have been had Mickey Rourke stuck with the movie and played Stuntman Mike.

The movie was admittedly talky and could have used another action setpiece, but most of Tarrantino's movies are dialog-heavy anyways...

RedShoe 01-23-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 13686226)
1989 for me.... not any good laughs at all to be honest about it. I really can't think of one funny line in the movie.

C'mon, when they shoot him and he drives off crying.. that was pretty funny.

Oh and B, did you see that guy on here saying he can take SD and 'convert it' to HD.

I'm keeping my eye on that. As far as I know, it can't be done but he claims he can. It's like going from VHS to DVD. You can upconvert it, resize it, sharpen it, and run every filter known to man on it, but it will never be DVD quality. As far as I knew HD was the same way. No matter what you do SD will never be better than SD.

You'd need something that was shot on SD DigiBeta at the very least to even try a conversion like that, and most of the people I know that shoot SD shoot on just your average SD cam.

(sorry.. didn't mean to go off on a tangent)
uhm.. yeah I agree, it's boring, cool car crash, boring cool car chase. the end.

gandalfuy 02-27-2008 08:55 PM

i loved it!

rock-reed 02-28-2008 12:59 AM

i liked the first half of death proof. it could have ended with him in the hospital.

ManuelX 02-28-2008 01:51 AM

I think the dialogues were quite poor

L-Pink 02-28-2008 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 13684949)
Oops, thought this was a thread about Keith Richards.

My mistake.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mrwilson 02-28-2008 02:10 AM

you either like it or hate it, its one of those films that will only appeal to a certain audience.
I personally seen it and thought it was good, it was something different from all the fight, fuck and die type of action films.


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