Drums are for no talent guys with small cocks:
 

Like banging on fucking pots and pans and you are a "musician"?, WOWEE

Rock in general is for small dick gay guys that enjoy rubbing up against eachother while pretending to like to devil and get head from fat girls with mohawks.

i roll down the street in my tinted out lincoln blastin some deep bass roll up to a couple of hotties and 2 seconds later they ask for my # like they dialed 411 and requested a number to a BIG DICK MOFO.

you see i give THEM my number so they can call me when they are ready to get some of this hard rod that will hit them like kryptonite and make them weak.

And god knows if i had a blunt rolled up (i dont smoke anymore) id be looking real fresh and they would be tossing there thongs over like i was their pantry.

me = :pimp

...Sounds like you're trying to attract the real classy ladies. :)

What size rims you got on that Lincoln?

1" it's a toy car :1orglaugh

/me shakes his head...


Thank GOD I don't have to compete with MetaMan for my sleazy rockwhores...

CANADIAN? WIGGER? LAME?

I FUCKING KNEW IT!


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META MAN IS J-ROCK!
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/images/pics/trailerpark3.jpg

you crack me up man lol

20" DAYTONS bruddah,

i ride low! imagine if you were in the car then we would be riding REAL LOW. :pimp

I dont think so.

:thumbsup

Quit picking on Ringo.

You're in Calgary... wouldn't you have more luck in a huge raised chevy and snakeskin boots?

Rockers ae a funny group that way