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hateman 01-20-2008 06:25 PM

Scorpion vs. Beetle
 
http://www.mojoflix.com/Promo/Beetle-vs-scorpion.html

polish_aristocrat 01-20-2008 06:38 PM

how exactly did the scorpion get killed?

Jayvis 01-20-2008 06:47 PM

http://www.bulletinblog.net/beatlesp...USE-798387.jpg


-VS-


http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com...-scorpions.JPG


FIGHT :mad: :mad: :mad:

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 06:51 PM

it's a chinese water scorpion (mesobuthus martensii) not sure on the species of stag beetle, but m. martensii has a low to middle range toxicity to it's venom, not enough to cause much dammage to anything large. it could probably take down a beetle, but even with a successful sting, it would take some time for the venom to take over. i highly doubt a shot from the tail of a scorpion this size would even carry enough force to penetrate through the elytra of the beetle though. stag beetle species can carry several times their own body weight, and their jaws are extremely powerful. they can do quite a bit of damage, and you certainly wouldn't want to be bit by one yourself. my guess is death was brought on by crushing of scorpion's thorax, which isn't overly strong, and could easily be caved in by the force of the beetle's jaws...

Xrated J 01-20-2008 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 13675222)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 13675222)

scorpions all the way, no question, the beatles are way overrated...

hateman 01-20-2008 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13675198)
how exactly did the scorpion get killed?

the beatle mauled him to death?

i think the beatle's carapace was too hard for the scorpion to puncture through

tabasco 01-20-2008 07:11 PM

That videos from http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ . They've got all sorts of crazy ass shit going. Be sure to check out the giant hornet... the stuff of nightmares!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 13675286)
That videos from http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ . They've got all sorts of crazy ass shit going. Be sure to check out the giant hornet... the stuff of nightmares!

ya the hornet is the undisputed champ of jbf, but if they got a centipede in there that wasn't a totally pussy the centipede would win every time. they just use these little pussyshit centipedes. they need to get a mau chau or viet subspinipes in there and it'd raise some hell...

hateman 01-20-2008 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 13675286)
That videos from http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ . They've got all sorts of crazy ass shit going. Be sure to check out the giant hornet... the stuff of nightmares!


Crazy shit.

Are centipedes poisonous?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13675338)
Crazy shit.

Are centipedes poisonous?

yes. here's my vietnamese giant s. subspinipes, and this is me being a dumbshit. if he bites me i'll be left with a swollen useless arm for at least a couple weeks. the only species with a recorded human death attributed to it. bug geeks regard me as both a god and a total idiot for these pics...

http://kidsoncrack.com/inverts/cent1.jpg
http://kidsoncrack.com/inverts/cent2.jpg

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 07:34 PM

and one of my new buddy, just because i haven't found an excuse to post him yet.

http://kidsoncrack.com/inverts/fskink1.jpg

hateman 01-20-2008 07:40 PM

Damn, that pede is huge.

Do they sting with their tails?

Spunky 01-20-2008 07:55 PM

Damn..that centipede is awesome

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by hateman (Post 13675374)
Damn, that pede is huge.

Do they sting with their tails?

nah, some species can deliver a strike from their rear legs that'll hurt, but the venom glands are up front. they sting with with the maxillipeds (the large orangish fangs you see up under it's head) they connect up to venom glands inside the body. they'll latch into you with those pincers and can either give you a dry hit, which still hurts like hell, or if they decide to they squeeze muscles inside the body which force the venom through hollow tubes in the maxillipeds to inject the venom. that there is one of the most venomous species of centipedes around, also one of the largest. he's just over 11", and last i checked on some hobbyist forums, i have one of the largest kept specimens in the hobby. he's the pride of my collection and has taken down full grown mice, frogs, and giant cockroaches. they're vicious feeders. i was warned over and over again that handling him was aBAD idea, but i've felt like tempting fate a few times...

tony286 01-20-2008 09:14 PM

bugs make my skin crawl.

baddog 01-20-2008 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675261)
scorpions all the way, no question, the beatles are way overrated...

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13675657)
Kids Say the Darndest Things

the beatles made good music for their time, but was it really that spectacular? not to me, and i've listened to my share over here. and lets consider the word "here" to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane". you shall kneel and do as the Scorpions have before you...

http://www.noheat.com/images/mooninite.jpg

baddog 01-20-2008 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675686)
the beatles made good music for their time, but was it really that spectacular? not to me, and i've listened to my share over here. and lets consider the word "here" to be short for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane". you shall kneel and do as the Scorpions have before you...

http://www.noheat.com/images/mooninite.jpg


Talk to me when the Scorpions are being played 40 years later and influencing half the number of musicians that the Beatles did.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-20-2008 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13675729)
Talk to me when the Scorpions are being played 40 years later and influencing half the number of musicians that the Beatles did.

will do :thumbsup

SomeCreep 01-20-2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 13675222)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...iloled-pam.jpg

polish_aristocrat 01-21-2008 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 13675286)
That videos from http://www.japanesebugfights.com/ . They've got all sorts of crazy ass shit going. Be sure to check out the giant hornet... the stuff of nightmares!

crazy stuff :eek2

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675311)
ya the hornet is the undisputed champ of jbf,

not really, saw some video there, it got killed by a centipede

alby_persignup 01-21-2008 06:51 AM

that's weird...scorpion are better fighter.

viencarl 01-21-2008 06:59 AM

wow it's huge centipede grrrrrrr

polish_aristocrat 01-21-2008 07:02 AM

http://www.japanesebugfights.com/25.htm

what kind of beetle is this? its a huge one

Bassmaster 01-21-2008 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675261)
scorpions all the way, no question, the beatles are way overrated...

music is ALL a personal preference, however, the Beatles are one of the most influential bands of all time! Kiss, Aerosmith, and many more will ALL tell you that the Beatles inspired them to do what they did! Again, if you don't like their music that's fine, it is your opinion, but you CAN'T say the band is overrated!

Bassmaster 01-21-2008 07:08 AM

[QUOTE=ismokeblunts;13675355]yes. here's my vietnamese giant s. subspinipes, and this is me being a dumbshit. if he bites me i'll be left with a swollen useless arm for at least a couple weeks. the only species with a recorded human death attributed to it. bug geeks regard me as both a god and a total idiot for these pics...



You have balls the size of bowling balls my friend!!! I watch discovery channel shows all the time and I have seen specials on that bug and it is a BADASS!! You would have had a lot worse than a swollen arm! You are a god!!!! :thumbsup

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-21-2008 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13676345)
not really, saw some video there, it got killed by a centipede

Eh, never saw that one, but it doesn't surprise me. Centipedes are killing machines.

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Originally Posted by Bassmaster (Post 13676566)
You have balls the size of bowling balls my friend!!! I watch discovery channel shows all the time and I have seen specials on that bug and it is a BADASS!! You would have had a lot worse than a swollen arm! You are a god!!!! :thumbsup

ya, a couple weeks of swollen arm is kind of a best case scenario for a hot bite. with one this big i would more than likely be hospitalized. :Oh crap i don't pick him up any more...

sniperwolf 01-21-2008 09:25 AM

eeewwww... those fucking pics ^^^ creeped the hell out of me! :disgust

Scott McD 01-21-2008 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675355)

:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme:helpme

polish_aristocrat 01-21-2008 04:08 PM

http://japanesebugfights.com/18.htm

whats this thing? :helpme

Jet - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-21-2008 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13678904)
http://japanesebugfights.com/18.htm

whats this thing? :helpme

Praying Mantis vs. a Cricket

zabijaq 01-21-2008 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Jayvis (Post 13675222)

I bet 20$ on Scorpions. They look more tough like Beatles. :D

tical 01-21-2008 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13675355)


holy shit! ur nuts!

bns666 01-21-2008 06:30 PM

scorpions are one of the worst bands EVER!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-21-2008 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 13678904)
http://japanesebugfights.com/18.htm

whats this thing? :helpme

not sure exactly, looks like some type of katydid to me though


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