The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!
 

(phew)

Just had to get that off my chest.

The sun is going to explode in 6 years!!! Run!!!! Run for the hills!!!

Go on, get it out. You'll feel better.

Who cares about the sun!

There's a more important problem to worry about! We are running out of blondes!!!!

I heard from My Uncle's cousins' niece who plays fastpitch with a girl that is walking the Dog of the girlfriend of Alan GreenSpan's son - - that the Dow is going to lose 2000 more points tomorrow

Hey BrettJ 2 + 2 = 5 (What base is that?)

quick, hide, sacrifice chicken little!