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Jman 01-20-2008 09:21 AM

So tell me, who's plucked an eye ball out yet???
 
As the bible says...

Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell."

Nikki_Licks 01-20-2008 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13673373)
As the bible says...

Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell."

Does the name DONNY come to mind? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ServerGenius 01-20-2008 09:38 AM

So what if my both eyes have lead to sin.......is heaven better with no eyes
than Hell with both eyes?

Jman 01-20-2008 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by ServerGenius (Post 13673399)
So what if my both eyes have lead to sin.......is heaven better with no eyes
than Hell with both eyes?

Dunno as I don't read that stuff, ask a Christian and they shall preach you.

slapass 01-20-2008 09:44 AM

I tried it. didn't like the lack of bifocal vision. The cyclops died remember.

:winkwink:

CDSmith 01-20-2008 09:45 AM

I think the whole eye-plucking thing became passe once the eye patch came into vogue.

God bless the pirate.

Jman 01-20-2008 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 13673411)
I think the whole eye-plucking thing became passe once the eye patch came into vogue.

God bless the pirate.

Yup and we all know where those guys are going.... SIN CITY!!!


Yarghhh... an another bottle of Rhum s'il vous plait ;-)

***GFY needs a Pirate smilley***

RAM 01-20-2008 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 13673373)
As the bible says...

Mark 9:47: "And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell."


And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire:

MetaMan 01-20-2008 10:43 AM

I dont see why people make such a big deal about the bible on either side, the average christian is not some nut who takes the bible literally, it is about msgs not about actually pulling your eye out.

I went to a Catholic school my entire life (in calgary we have 2 equal system public/catholic) and hell none of my friends are crazy religious nuts, we all smoked enough weed and drank enough booze by the end of high school to kill a pack of buffalo.

I dont remember a single kid who DIDNT smoke weed in my school, hell the nerds were the ones reefing it up even more. HELL some TEACHERS would buy weed off of us.

all i am trying to say is not everyone who is religious is a nut, hell i went to a catholic school and do not know one.

JasonSmokes 01-20-2008 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 13673543)
I dont see why people make such a big deal about the bible on either side, the average christian is not some nut who takes the bible literally, it is about msgs not about actually pulling your eye out.

I went to a Catholic school my entire life (in calgary we have 2 equal system public/catholic) and hell none of my friends are crazy religious nuts, we all smoked enough weed and drank enough booze by the end of high school to kill a pack of buffalo.

I dont remember a single kid who DIDNT smoke weed in my school, hell the nerds were the ones reefing it up even more. HELL some TEACHERS would buy weed off of us.

all i am trying to say is not everyone who is religious is a nut, hell i went to a catholic school and do not know one.


I believe that's Canadian Catholic and not bible belt American Christian! I went to a catholic school as well and I think there was higher teen pregnancy rate in out high school then any other high school in the city.


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