My girlfriend told me she LOVES me :)
 

Been through alot together, havent been in love for a whilllllle, feels really good!

the big balls and large cock im sure also helped me, but hey it's apart of me! :thumbsup

weird how one word can change everything. :pimp
i am cloud 9, she is beautiful, smart, funny, very good catch, but so am i. :pimp

Have you ever had sex with a prostitute? Just wondering

yes, but did u say it back???

neverm i am totally against the use of women in anyway.

i sure did! the feeling is mutual, now i just dont know where this can end up, it is a great feeling.

Do you cheat on your gf?

never have cheated on anyone in my life, nor would i ever, i am totally against cheating, i was raised by my mom and my dad lived away since i was about 10 and they stayed together the entire time, and are back living together after some long hard years apart.

i was taught well.

She's a real catch

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x...eef762a9ee.jpg


Congrats man :thumbsup

Jean-insertgirlnamehere

you can hate all you want, it doesnt matter to me, i know you had to grow up as Frenchmen destined for mediocrity.

you were given 2 girl names at birth and dressed up as "daddys little girl" as a child.

i feel sorry for you!

my girl is seriously beautful, in my eyes the most beautiful woman on earth and many would agree with me. just stunning.

:1orglaugh

miss that feeling a bit :)

Dude, you must be a little bit naive. :1orglaugh Women don't lie, never.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

You also don't seem to be a liar, never.

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah. *sarcasm*

Beautiful couple indeed.

You should try your chance in Bollywood.

That is one ugly bitch! Thanks for the laugh Jean!!! :1orglaugh

Congrats MetaMan, from a bitch with a gun and a small clit. haha :winkwink:

you should have told her you love her first ;)

DAMN :helpme :helpme

Wow, I'm a little amazed. I mean you've told us countless number of times that you're fabulous looking, well hung and an all around catch. I expected more from you than this cold selfish attitude.

This girl's already had the pleasure of your company, love and poundings for how long now? If you think about it, I'm sure you'll both realize that it's selfish of her not to want other women to enjoy the life changing experience that is Meta Man. It's selfish of you to not want to share that either.

I'm really dissapointed man.

:1orglaugh

who ever left out 3somes? we will see, i am like a trophy that women want to show off.

Oh okay, whew. I was worried for a bit for all those women in Calgary that have never known a man like you. :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

does she have a sister for me???

her sister is only 18, so i wouldnt be hooking anyone up.

she has alot of hot friends though.

i am 21, jackpot! the ladies around here are getting uglier and fatter by the second. too many girls thinking arbys instead of thinking gym. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:1orglaugh


i live in calgary alberta most girls think snowboard pants and skater shoes are cool.

:1orglaugh

i have been pretty lucky and picked up ones outside the mould.

how bout a picture of you naked so we can see how big your cock and balls are and how good looking you are...

Yeah but didn't you say she's a terrorist??

now where would the fun in that be?
you will just have to take my word, or pay me for my pimping services.
i charge extra though for in person consultation. :pimp

I guess she is blinded by your HUUUUGE dick! :)

i thought that is why they born.. :1orglaugh

1. Big Dick
2. Funny
3. Good looks
4. Self Employed
5. Style
6. Blue Eyes


http://www.trentonne.com/images/big_fish.jpg

what the fuck is that:)
is that one of this 25cents prostituts from india

don't be hatin' on my snowboard pants. those are the girls i like. ust so long as they can keepup on the hill...

Is "funny" your only good personality aspect? :1orglaugh

Yeah I put "funny" in quotes. Did it again.

im tellin ya man you need to go after some "ethnic" women, white snowboard girls are insanely boring.

congrats to you

Living at mom and dad's and surfing GFY doesn't count as self employed dude...

How much was she and which site did you buy her from?

dont make me let the python in my pants out on you.....

I recieved an email the today, i thought it was a spam email actually.
But come to think of it it, it was addressed to you.

The email was this;

Hey noodle dick are you not sick of being laughed at in bed and have partners cheat just to get the pleasure they seak from a man
all this can change when taking our pills, you can have a salami stick instead of a noodle dick and put a smile on your partners face!

*url removed*

awww that's sweet. congrats!

Congrats, how do your parents feel about you dating an Iranian chick?

my parents are very open and frankly it isnt their business anyway.

i know your mom still packs your lunches in the morning and gives you a kiss before you leave for the schoolbus but us grownups pay our own bills and get to date whoever we want even if mommy and daddy do not like them.

i dont know why this guy always posts in my threads, i never quote him and he doesnt realise i dont have time for worthless wannabes,

you would think he would get the point after the 10th thread but some people never learn, he is so on my balls i am used to it though because it is getting crowded down their with the amount of people on my balls.

Cocky and Canadian, are you joking?

OFF TOPIC

Go Hillary Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

http://templar.osmthu.org.uk/hillary.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Does she know about your gambling depts?

Didn't you say you wanted to dump her a few days ago?

telling the truth has nothing to do with being cocky. :2 cents:

white poser snowboard girls are insanely boring, a chick who can rip is a catch...