Sick Words
 

Tripsolagnophilia (TRIP-suh-LAG-nuh-FIL-ee-uh) - The desire to obtain sexual pleasure from massage.

Coitobalnism (KOH-i-toh-BAL-niz'm) - Sex in the bath or shower.

Sacifricosis (SAK-oh-fri-KOH-sis) - The practice of absentmindedly fiddling with your genetalia through your pants pockets. "playing pocket pool" or "pocket hockey"

Faunoiphilia (FAW-nay-FIL-ee-uh) - An abnormal desire to watch animals copulate.

Brassirothesauriast (bruh-zeer-oh-thuh-SAW-ree-ast) - A person who collects brassieres or pictures of women wearing them.

Paraphilia (PAR-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - A preoccupation with unusual or abnormal sexual practices.

Eunoterpsia (YOO-noh-TURP-see-uh) - The doctrine that pursuing sexual pleasure is the goal of life.

Typhlobasia (TIF-luh-BAY-zee-uh) - Kissing with the eyes closed.

Amychesis (AM-i-KEE-sis) - The involuntary act of scratching or clawing your partner in the heat of passion.

Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.

Cingulomania (SING-gyoo-loh-MAY-nee-uh) - A strong desire to hold a person in your arms.

Ozoamblyrosis (OH-zoh-AM-bli-ROH-sis) - Loss of sexual apetite because your partner has wicked B.O.

Amomaxia (AM-uh-MAX-see-uh) - Love-making in a parked car.

Colpocoquette (KAHL-puh-koh-KET) - A woman who knows she has an attractive bosom, and who makes good use of its allure.

Melolagnia (MEL-uh-LAG-nee-uh) - Amorous feelings inspired by music.

Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.

Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."

Mastilagnia (MAS-ti-LAG-nee-uh) - Sexual pleasure derived from being whipped.

Medectasia (MED-ek-TAY-zhee-uh) - The bulge seen through a man's clothing created by his genetalia.

Erotographomania (e-RAHT-uh-GRAF-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A mania from writing ardent love letters, or an obsession with erotic riting.

Basorexia (BAY-zuh-REK-see-uh) - An overwhelming desire to kiss or neck.

Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.

Hirsutophilia (hur-S(Y)OOT-uh-FIL-ee-uh) - Attraction to hairy men.

Imparlibidinous (im-PAHR-li-BIDi-nus) - Unequal in sexual desire.

Sphallolalia (SFAL-oh-LAY-lee-yuh) - Flirtatious talk that does not lead to amorous action.

Viricapnity (VI-ri-KAP-ni-tee) - The aura of virile sexuality presumed to emanate from a man who is smoking.

Timotrudia (TIM-uh-TROO-dee-uh) - Sexual timidity or bashfulness.

Misomaniac (Mis-oh-MAY-nee-ak) - A person who hates everything.

Slattern (SLAT-turn) - A slovenly woman or girl; also, a prostitute.

Paneity (pun-NEE-i-tee) - The state of being bread.

Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.

Dactylion (dak-TIL-ee-ahn) - The tip of the middle finger.

Litch (LIH-ch) - A mass of tangled, matted hair.

Buccula (BUHK-yuu-luh) - A double chin.

Onychophagy (AHN-i-KAHF-uh-jee) - The habit of bitting one's fingernails.

Horripilate (hahr-RIP-uh-layt) - To get goose bumps.

Lalochezia (LAL-uh-KEE-zee-uh) - The use of foul or abusive language to relieve stress.

Mung (mu -ung) - Chicken feed.

Omophagist (oh-MAHF-uh-jist) - A person who eats raw flesh.

Latrinalia (LA-tri-NAY-lee-uh) - Bathroom graffiti.

Scatology (SKAT -ahl-o-gee) - The study of excrement, or an abnormal interest in feces.

Tubicination (t (y)oo-BIS-i-NAY-shin) - The act of blowing on a brass wind instrument.

Tuatara (TOO-uh-Tah-rah) - A two-and-a-half-foot-long, spiney backed, iguanaike reptile.

Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.

Zoanthropy (zoh-An-thruh-pee) - The delusion that one is an animal.

Trichotillomania (TRIK-oh-TIL-uh-MAY-nee-uh) - A compulsion to pull out one's hair.

Witzelsucht (VITS-ul-suukt) - A feeble attempt at humor.

Polylogize (puh-LIL-uh-jyz) - To talk excessivley.

Tartarology (TAHR-tur-AHL-uh-jee) - Instruction or doctrine concerning Hell.

Alopecist (uh-LAHP-i-sist) - A person who claims to prevent or cure baldness.

Ascian (ASH-ee-in) - A person without a shadow.

Agelast (AJ-uh-last) - A person that never laughs.

Peotomy (pee-AHT-uh-mee) - Amputation of the penis.

lol... way to early in the morning.

Ascian (ASH-ee-in) - A person without a shadow. Is this one even possible unless they spend time in a very well lit room all their lives?

ASCIAN

[Q] From Jeffrey: ?I heard a word in a trivia game: ascian. Apparently, it means ?Without a shadow?. Is that like having no shadow on a rainy day or something that?s completely impossible??

[A] Neither, as it turns out. The word first appears as a plural noun in its Latin form of Ascii in the seventeenth century, in a work by Nathanael Carpenter entitled Geography Delineated Forth in Two Books. He used it to describe people who lived in the tropics, for whom the sun at noon twice a year stands overhead, and so cast no shadows. The English form of the noun, Ascians, isn?t recorded until 1847. The Oxford English Dictionary doesn?t mention the adjective, though it is given in Chambers and several American dictionaries. The Latin is derived from the Greek a- (without, as in words like aseptic) with skia for shade or shadow. Like a lot of other words of Greek origin, the hard k has been softened, so the adjective is pronounced IPA pronunciation or |AY-she-n|. Either as noun or adjective, it?s rare.

My fav-
Mammaquatia (MAM-uh-KWAY-shee-uh) - The bobbing or jiggling of a woman's breasts when she walks, dances, or exercises.

Nice. Going to add those to my vocabulary.

Shit, just got up basically and.. WTF did I chose *this* thread for the day's first :helpme

Time for some sugar & caffeine to wake up the supercomputer lol

hehehe i wonder how much they get searched for on g ;-)

I just did the exact same... :1orglaugh

you have problems.....lol