What a fortune cookie..
 

"You're laughing now.. wait until you get home.."

:Oh crap

Hehehe...

I've opened about 3 empty ones in my lifetime.

Those always make me quirk an eyebrow.

Oh man, funny story about that. My buddy was having a real shity day. Huge fight with his Dad the night before, then huge fight with his girlfriend right before he came into work, so pretty much a piss poor mood. Someone had brought us in some shity chinese food so I gave him a fortune cookie to cheer him up and he opened one that was empty.

Regardless of what he says, it made him laugh a little. I thought it was hilarious.

my favorite still... "that wasn't chicken"