Who knows how to code and won't flake on me?
 

I need a form filler (you make), and simple google wrangler (you make) together into a little proggie for me.

If you have time to do this and won't flake, I need you. I won't pay anything up front as it only adds to flakiness...

I will pay.

~Ray
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"If you have time to do this and won't flake,"

BWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AH AH AHA HA AH AH AHAHAHA HA AH AHA HA AH AH AHA AH AHA HA AHHA AHA HA AHA HA HAA HA AH AHA HA AHHA

Funniest shit I read all year. Thanks for the laugh Ray.

you are laughing while I am crying and we are both saying the same thing

I don't know any of those people. I like working with familiar names.

You might have stood a change on the first part of your sentence. Until..

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA!

I see I'm not the only victim of flake here.

"Code" is code for flake.

Your money is placed in escrow along with a percentage you set that the winning bid must also place in escrow. If they flake or miss their timelines etc, you keep their escrow and can move on to the next programer without risking a dime until you get your product.

Now why would you need to know of any of these people, you are posting here yet you are tired of flakes right?

that's true.

No shit, programmers is next to work flake in the dictionary. I remember projects i hired 3 different programmers for and they are still not finished.

What is a google wrangler?

Be more specific with your requirements. As a programmer I'm just gonna pass by this one because I have no idea what you want.

what if I can't be more specific? I'm tec h ignorant. We need guys like you.

google wrangler enters term into google and gets all of the results for that keyword. yee haw

whats in the form

how many results of keyword, what data? and aint there a google api thingy that provides this service already if not mistaken.. limited to xx queries per month so your ip don't get banned

I can code but I am a flaky motherfucker. Beware of anyone who says he's a programmer but isn't flaky. If he's one, he's the other too.

Or they're already working 80 hours a week, pulling in 6 figures +, and don't have time for side-projects. :2 cents:

Good luck! Better specifications for what you actually want might help though.

I mean, do they "flake" or just give up after half way thru the job when you say "no, what I wanted was...."

:1orglaugh

I have someone knocking out 2/3 of the script I wanted.

seems captcha is a higher hurdle than I realized.