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GITZINGER 01-15-2008 09:26 PM

Tom Cruise is a complete loon!! Scientology Video inside
 
The shit he says is complete lunacy!!!

http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise...ed-to-suppress

tony286 01-15-2008 09:33 PM

that is scary.lol

Malicious Biz 01-15-2008 09:40 PM

He sounds like a Ron Paul supporter. RonPology is the answer for everything! And wrong about nothing!

cali_22 01-15-2008 09:44 PM

Is that me or did that make no sense at all.

seeric 01-15-2008 09:44 PM

he's a koooooooook

Spunky 01-15-2008 09:45 PM

He's quite eccentric in his own way

notoldschool 01-15-2008 09:47 PM

Tom Cruise = :clown

Zorgman 01-15-2008 10:11 PM

What a fucken freak. "when you see an car accident, normal people would just keep going, but not me. I stop and help! That makes me a Scientologist."

No, that makes you normal, but your not.. your a freak!

Zorgman 01-15-2008 10:13 PM

I would like a basket of fruit cakes please.

- 1 Tom Cruise coming right up sir!

D 01-15-2008 10:23 PM

What a quack.

He rambled on for almost 10 minutes and said... basically nothing.

Firehorse 01-15-2008 10:24 PM

During the video he is frequently lost for words and some of his body language (hand to face gestures, covering the top lip, and touching the nose) indicate he is not sure of himself or has negative thoughts about the subject being discussed).

Not to mention the spaced out look in his eyes!


I quote: "When you're a Scientologist, and you drive by an accident, you know you have to do something about it, because you know you're the only one who can really help... We are the way to happiness. We can bring peace and unite cultures." There's much much more. Let me put it this way: if Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch was an 8 on the scale of scary, this is a 10.

WinstonTriplexcash 01-15-2008 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 13656396)
Tom Cruise = :clown

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 01-15-2008 10:33 PM

He has been for quite a while.

Drake 01-15-2008 10:42 PM

He's a very confused man

CybermedAndy 01-15-2008 10:48 PM

Comedic gold right there

NinjaSteve 01-15-2008 10:53 PM

He's going to sue you now! He doesn't sound crazy to me, he's just like any religious person.

qxm 01-15-2008 11:02 PM

<quack>
..Tom cruise is nut case.....good 4 him!
</quack>

D 01-15-2008 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qxm (Post 13656605)
<quack>
..Tom cruise is nut case.....good 4 him!
</quack>

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

uh-oh... was that a sanctioned "quack?"

Juicy might get :mad::mad::mad::mad:

zigx 01-16-2008 12:24 AM

thanks for posting this... been wanting to see it for a while.

SpeedWacker 01-16-2008 12:33 AM

Did you see that South Park episode where they make fun of scientology

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-16-2008 12:44 AM

i'm a scientologist, and we really can save your lives. tom does not lie, he is the messiah...

DeadFidel 01-16-2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D (Post 13656495)
What a quack.

He rambled on for almost 10 minutes and said... basically nothing.

You wrote my thought:thumbsup

Fat Panda 01-16-2008 02:14 AM

it is really fucking hard to believe that shit is really for real....what a cookoo motherfucker

RomaCash 01-16-2008 02:31 AM

He's a very confused man.

...even more he is really rich guy who fuck one pop chick:)

madawgz 01-16-2008 03:31 AM

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

hahahahahah

Matyko 01-16-2008 03:51 AM

Screw scientology :321GFY

Davy 01-16-2008 03:52 AM

I don't think it's so spaced-out what he says.
He is talking about helping people. Could be a Christian, if you ask me.

And he's not talking about any Aliens or so...

Matyko 01-16-2008 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts (Post 13656828)
i'm a scientologist, and we really can save your lives. tom does not lie, he is the messiah...

I really hope you're just kiddin' :O

DeadFidel 01-16-2008 04:00 AM

"Why the fuck are you people beating up on Tom!!!" :mad:

http://www.pretribulation.com/images...lewhite001.jpg

I hope this does not go over to many heads.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-16-2008 04:07 AM

I invented mesiah's.

uno 01-16-2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 13656587)
He's going to sue you now! He doesn't sound crazy to me, he's just like any religious person.

most religious people sound crazy to me. :2 cents:

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-16-2008 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 13657144)
most religious people sound crazy to me. :2 cents:


Ditto.
WHat he said.

All of them are fucking nutzors in the head.

xmas13 01-16-2008 04:25 AM

Same bullshits every Sunday at your local Church. :pimp

After Shock Media 01-16-2008 04:25 AM

Anyone else up to opening up a religious cult er religion and get it properly sanctioned by the state. We can make a bundle tax free and honestly if people in hollywood fall for the Scientology idea we sure as shit can get them to buy another story and give us money, or sign over their houses, or whatever else we feel like.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 01-16-2008 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13657159)
Anyone else up to opening up a religious cult er religion and get it properly sanctioned by the state. We can make a bundle tax free and honestly if people in hollywood fall for the Scientology idea we sure as shit can get them to buy another story and give us money, or sign over their houses, or whatever else we feel like.

i've been working on my cult for years, some day i will live out my dream of hearding sheep for a living, some day...

DeadFidel 01-16-2008 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13657159)
Anyone else up to opening up a religious cult er religion and get it properly sanctioned by the state. We can make a bundle tax free and honestly if people in hollywood fall for the Scientology idea we sure as shit can get them to buy another story and give us money, or sign over their houses, or whatever else we feel like.

Ya think? Dam it's hard enough to keep an open mind about the chance of an after life.

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/jim_jones.jpg

uno 01-16-2008 04:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ (Post 13657147)
Ditto.
WHat he said.

All of them are fucking nutzors in the head.

hmm you sound religious.

NinjaSteve 01-16-2008 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 13657144)
most religious people sound crazy to me. :2 cents:

Jesus gonna sue you!

DeadFidel 01-16-2008 04:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33 (Post 13656564)
He's a very confused man

http://www.mass-murderers.com/mass_m...koresh_opt.jpg

V_RocKs 01-16-2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 13656376)
He sounds like a Ron Paul supporter. RonPology is the answer for everything! And wrong about nothing!

Actually I thought it sounded more like George Bush talking about why we are in the Middle East. A bunch of jabber and he is saying really nothing.

Danny B 01-16-2008 04:47 AM

Don't worrry, Tom is only infiltrating the Scientology. He now has gathered enough information to whipe them out for ever.

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...Tom_Cruise.jpg

After Shock Media 01-16-2008 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 13657168)
Ya think? Dam it's hard enough to keep an open mind about the chance of an after life.

http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/jim_jones.jpg

Nah no Jim Jones either, he was a nut along with David Karesh. I am looking for like minded individuals who do not give a rats ass about an after life let alone keeping an open mind to it. We just care about our current life and taking their money. After we have raised enough we can either just tell them all they are free and to spread the word, set someone else up in charge and bail, or just close up shop and tell them to fuck off.

DeadFidel 01-16-2008 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media (Post 13657210)
Nah no Jim Jones either, he was a nut along with David Karesh. I am looking for like minded individuals who do not give a rats ass about an after life let alone keeping an open mind to it. We just care about our current life and taking their money. After we have raised enough we can either just tell them all they are free and to spread the word, set someone else up in charge and bail, or just close up shop and tell them to fuck off.

I understand. Maybe this more of what our world is as of today.

http://skeptisys.files.wordpress.com...ush-finger.jpg

ASM.. dig your style

kowalsky 01-16-2008 05:24 AM

Too many fucked up starts!

SarahLLO 01-16-2008 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cali_22 (Post 13656387)
Is that me or did that make no sense at all.

Welcome to Scientology.

He sounds just like my old neighbor, who was constantly trying to convert me.

The annoying thing about speaking to a Scientologist is that they're essentially brainwashed to really BELIEVE that everyone else can't understand the simple things. Like the car example - that's the kind of thing my neighbor would FIERCELY BELIEVE, that only a Scientologist would pull over and help, nobody else would. No matter how much evidence he sees to the contrary. He'd spout basic proverbs and principles that have been around for thousands of years (even some biblical - hell, he gave me a tract which was essentially just a rip off of the ten commandments with some Scientology jargon slipped in), but if I mentioned that to him, he'd just deny it. ONLY SCIENTOLOGY HAS EVER THOUGHT OF THEM, EVER EVER! It was crazy. Like, dude, the shit you're saying is on my damned fortune cookie, L. Ron did not come up with it, shut the fuck up.

Matt 26z 01-16-2008 07:16 AM

Am I a loon if I understood every bit of what he said?

Firehorse 01-16-2008 07:18 AM

It's not just what he said, it was the way he said it! :error

brand0n 01-16-2008 07:34 AM

so just to clear this up.

if i get in a wreck, and tom drives by, hes going to bail out on the free way to help me?

he must be a very busy fuckin man

notoldschool 01-16-2008 07:41 AM

Tom's best buddy says...

http://www.scientomogy.com/stopscien...cientology.jpg

CDSmith 01-16-2008 07:51 AM

Some of the comments on that page are great.

""We know...we just know...I don't know, but we just know...ya know, it's just it...we see things...whatever, we're here to help..."
Such eloquence. He makes the prophet Isiah sound like a mumbling drunk.
BTW, if I'm in a traffic wreck, get me a trauma surgeon, not some guy looking to chase the Thetans out of my fractured femur.
"

:D


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